Plane toilet problem?

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Mr. T's Pretty Cuzzin

Wow--that scared the sh*t out of me!!! Nice catchy question there. The answer is... toilets are not normally allowed to be used when the pilot has switched on seatbelt signs--they tell you to buckle up for good reasons.

specialy_chalenged

What kind of gay question is that. And no they dont have a seat belt in the plane loo.

Anna Z

oh man. How awkward they find your charred body sitting on the can...great.

Mr Lizard

I like using the toilet in an airplane, because I imagine my poo dropping straight out of the plane and falling to the earth.

Lethality

no they do not, even if they did it wouldn't matter because it is such a small area that your head would just bang around the sides, resulting in a cuncussion. It creates a focal point for you to get hurt, so when your in the bathroom and your crappin' and it starts to crash, finish your business and get the HEAK OUT OF THERE

happy

Who cares, you're probably going to die if the plane is falling out of the sky.

Joe M

I just dont think about it. I just listen to music, go to bed, or watch the movie if there is one. And it helps to take a crap before getting on the plane. If you cant take a crap before, drink a mug of wat with one tabespoon of baking soda in it. The baking soda rises all the gass in you and you either crap or fart for 10 minutes. Do this before you leave the house. When you are about to take a big crap, a giant burp comes and you belch really loudly, signaling your gonna crap out your balls.

cubalishus

No seat belt in the loo, you just have to hold on for dear life.

Jonathan D

They don't have a seatbelt on the toilets of planes lol

Probaly for hygiene reasons.

Mr. Vincent Van Jessup

That isn't my concern. I have an anxiety about having to go do number 2 and there being a line of 7 people waiting right outside the door and hearing every sound that comes from my intestines at close range through the paper-thin door. That happens, seen it happen before, and it's an undignified moment for the poor soul involved.

Jerry B

LOL...no seat belts in the john..wont matter if your about to crash will it...
To funny...made my day...

Ron M

no they do not have seat belts. what the have are nut restrainers so your balls won't fly off.

neo a

i like how they taste

Wendy

hahahahahahaha! oh, gosh, haha. I hate airplane bathrooms. They are so small!

GSH

yes, this can be a problem

TIM M

Don't eat chicken as you could get food poisoning and end up exactly as you are worried you may....

Just brace ya feet on the door and hold on for dear life cos there's NO BELTS.....

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