Since fake nails aren't banned from airplanes, should we be worrying about hijacking by transvestites?

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mikeae

Yes we should be worried about hijacking from transvestites. As well as the entire trans-gendered community. And while we;re there we might as well rule out the Gay and Lesbian community, they are anti-normal you know. We will have to eliminate Agnostics and Atheists from airplanes, if you don't believe in God then you are an extremist. We also have to eliminate all dark complected people, they could be of middle eastern descent and we all know they are all nothing but terrorists. No hispanics, heck they can't afford jumper cables to move thier cars so how do they afford plane tickets. No Mentally ill people on the plane either, God only knows what they would do. Oh almost forgot Catholic Nuns and Priests, my what do they hide under those garments. No women allowed either, they could be hiding emory boards in thier purses and heaven knows whats in the inside of thier bras other than thier breasts. Oh as long as we're on it, we have to eliminate men who are over 6 foot. Too tall for the airplane. Let's see now that we have eliminated just about everybody...whose on the plane???

The point I am trying to make is we did exactly what the terroists want us to do. We ran scared. Once a terror trick is tried it is done, it will never be used again. Kind of fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me type of thing.

pegs_down

good point ban the lot,no cross dressing on airlines.

sarcasticquotemarks

Ah you see that is why all airplanes are now fitted with an emergency set of fake breasts and a pair of six inch high stilettos to distract the attention of any would-be hijacking transvestites.

Bowzer

I had a narrow escape on my flight yesterday.

Several ladies sitting next to me, all with suspiciously prominent adam's apples, got up at a signal from their leader and removed their fake nails, surrounding me with a sea of mini stiletto daggers as they took me hostage.

My life was flashing in front of my eyes, but then the co-pilot came out from the cabin.

They rushed over, started drooling about his uniform, and accused him of being the lost member of the Village People.

They dragged him into the toilet, I don't know what happened next.

Harry H

Good Question !!!!!

But I dont know the answer sorry

Lora

very nice sence of humor! still laughing aloud!

finaldx

SSSSHHHHH! Don't give the terrorists any ideas!

LOL

parrothead2371

LOL....that is funny

oadbywonder

You should be so lucky with a mug like that

neha

haha haha haha lol

Chunkylover53

I don't think that you have to.

musonic

Most definitely!

There's nothing more terrifying than a "tranny fit" and an exploding gusset over the Atlantic.

davy

Lol, nice...I think what we should be worried about is all those liquids. I mean, come on, tanning lotion, how could we not have seen the consequences of that before.....lol

stuckinamoment

Transvestites aren't the only ones who wear fake nails. Jennifer Lopez could be on the plane too.

Perhaps if the nails were cut down to make razor-sharp spikes? Surely airport security would have noticed? Or, maybe not...

barrytapscott

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