What can you do on a plane?

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Katt

Join the mile high club.

sherirenee1954

Take a book and read, take a nap, watch a video on your personal player, listen to music on your IPOD, have a few drinks, talk to the passenger next to you, do a crossword puzzle, or look out the window and watch the earth below. The possibilities are endless.

Wind Chime

fly.

or is that too obvious.

run7days

Are you stupid or just faking......Do you know how to read? Use a computer? Listen to music? Or do you want an outrageous answer....Which is just be a ho.

meandme

sit, sleep, watch movie, listen to the songs etc

George23

read,sleep,put your headphones on,eat your food as its payed for,hmmmmm what else.take a puzzle book with ya,newspaper,look out the window.

milton b

get a piece of fried chicken, eat it, take the bones and put them in the vomit bag. hide it when getting off the plane carry it in your hand very visable and the stewardess will ask "may i get rid of that for you? tell her no i want to save it. just watch their face.

I know, I know!!!!

Take some guns and knives and other sharp objects on board to pass the time.

Just kidding!

you can read or watch the movie that plays on most flights.

coffee

fly

laydenirvine

sleep, read, listen to the radio, watch tv or do a puzzle book like crosswords...

Deana

Read, listen to music. On Japan Airlines you can watch movies and play games.

fatdadslim

read,watch movies ,relax,enjoy

juan s

join the mile high crew

michdougpp

Several Ideas:

1. Put a blanket over your lap and masterbate.
2. If your seat-neighbor has fallen asleep, put the blanket over your lap and their head and fart as much as you can.
3. Act like a mentally challenged person and proceed to urinate and defacate in your seat.
4. Go to the bathroom and smear your feces all over the walls in decorative and artistic patterns.
5. During the first hint of slight turbulence, get up out of your seat and start screaming at the top of your lungs, "We're all gonna die!!!"
6. Dress like a flight attendant, and after take-off start acting like one of them, except give all the passengers very rude and bad service.
7. After people start falling asleep, run down the aisle and jerk the pillows out from under their heads.
8. Wait till the bathrooms are both full. Then stand in front of the doors and jiggle like you have to go REALLY BAD. Then just start peeing on the floor of the aisle.
9. When served food, start throwing it at the other passengers. Be sure to yell, "Food fight!!"
10. After completing steps 1-9, take a nap.

I Can Lick My Eyebrows

10 days prior to flying, live on a diet of cabbage, brussel sprouts, beans and egg salad. Refrain from going to the bathroom (#2) a week befor e flying. After the seatbelt sign is turned off and your free to move about the cabin, hit the toilet and torture it. Sit back and watch passenger reactions.

bonflalien

I always fart and watch all the passengers get pissed.

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