What if you can fly?

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Square Pants

MOM, LOOK AT ME..
I'M SUPERMAN!!!!

EddieX

I'd probably get sucked into the engine of a commuter plane

BoogerBastard

fly over france and take a dump on them all!

â™¥ Sarah â™¥

For that one day I woud do what I always said I would do if I were a bird....
I would see how many people I could poop on...LOL

angelazul

I could be a good spy

vashdastampedet

draw a S on my chest and fly up in the sky. lol j/k. Truly, I would go over to my gf's house, and take her up to the sky with me.

MimÃ..ãƒ„

I would first fly out in the sky.. among the birds and into the clouds..sleep and dance on them..lol show everyone my mad dancing skillz.. lol if i had any :( >.<

Then Id wait for an airplane to pass by and scare the heck out of the people..lol, and brag to them that I Don't Have To Pay for Airfare anymore..! Woot..x)

Haha.. and you?

rose

I'd probably fly low around town to see friends and whatnot try to be inconspicuous during the day and once it was evening then i would fly to the beach and glide over the water as the sun was setting and watch the whales and such. Once it was night i would fly high as i possibly could in the sky and gaze at the stars and the moon while drifting off to far off places I'd never been before and gaze in aw at their beauty.

Then i would probably land on my face in the morning in some strange place because i didn't think to get back home before the night was over lol.

RANDY MANDY

nip down the corner shop for a pack a f a gs and a morning paper

paulyaranon007

What else, but fly everywhere!

Curious Cat

Have my airframe and engines inspected, dumb question.

Mr. Wizard

Take my days off to a whole mindblowing new level and visit the UK, Paris, Sweden (basically anywhere safe to wave the U.S. Flag). For me to fly would mean enormous gasoline savings to and from work....and I'd get there way on time, too.

soccerknocker199

i would fly dur

iwillifuwill

I would go all around the world where i wanted and make money by flying people around.

Bill

I'd always wear a parachute while doing so...if I got the power without knowing how, I could lose it the same way.

rewster

take some oxygen and fly well above the skies

itssocial

visit friends

Proud Spainard 88

I would be back in Greece by noon. This Country sucks!

Cassie's Mums watching you

No traffic jam bliss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

freedom

Heard the joke about the 3 people on the edge of the cliff that want to jump off and they hear a voice saying don't jump yet, I will let you jump but you just have to say what kind of bird you want to be so then when you jump you will turn into that bird and you will not die, you will just fly away. Well, the first guy runs to the edge of the cliff and jumps and yells out "Eagle", poof, he's and Eagle and he flies away. The second guy runs to the edge of the cliff and jumps and yells "Falcon", poof, he's a Falcon, and he flies away. The third guy goes running toward the edge of the cliff and he trips near the edge and says Sh*t, turns into a pile of poo and down to the ground he goes. Don't think I got the joke exactly the way I heard it, but I went something like that.

Geo

Just call me.......... Joe Bird, the Fly Man !

I would go for the girl of my dreams and sweep ger off her feet.

Are you that girl ?

pleae call....... 079xxxxxxxxxxx

as if I was really going to give you my number... HA

criminal convictions

I flew the last time my dads boot met my azz

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