What is a "Thai Stick".....?

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Courtney M.P.

A Thai Stick is the perfect Christmas gift from you to me... please tell me you have a few extra... Mags and I will test them and then let you know exactly what they are.

As for a new travel partner... I am of the opinion that if ever caught in customs H is the best way out of there and if not for her you probably would have been made to "squat like a catcher" and stayed for an extended period of time.

For your trip to Bermuda I will unselfishly offer myself to be an additional travel companion, just to ensure that you two girls share any goods that H finds and that trouble is avoided.

You were greatly missed over the weekend although to tell the truth I remember nothing...

No Picture

A Thai stick? Je ne sais pas, je m'excuse!
But I do believe a new travelling companion is in order...
Did you know I am very, very, very, very, very, very, distantly related to Hattie? (Aren't we all...) Anyways, my Auntie (Pablo) Pattie is coming for a visit soon, you really must meet her. She's somehow related to her, but not sure how...she is about six feet tall, thin as Hattie's 6 inch spike heels, and is particular to cigars. This is where any similarity ends...she is a virgin. Perhaps you would consider a drop by when she visits? I can't wait for Hattie to meet her...

Scoundy

Thai Sticks are used extensively as a filling for prosthetic legs - or in your case - leg.

It has been like this for centuries. The substance is compacted into the hollow wooden structure so as to give it strength and durability should the leg be accidentally kicked or 'banged'. It' has become even more popular with the introduction of long haul flights as it prevents swelling.

The little misunderstanding with the authorities was probably due to the fact that you were playing Garry Glitter's "I Love, You Love" album at full blast on the plane.

Maggie is right, you should consider flying with another companion, for whilst this H woman is a bundle of fun, she can get herself into lots of trouble and continually drag you down with her.

Perhaps you can arrange for a 'private jet' for her where she can be caged during the flight?

Maggie's HeyBabe

Lefty, it's so nice to have you back in one piece (or two as it was). What a horrific ordeal you've been through.. and good thing Hattie is a master of negotiations. However, Thia Stick is a type of plant that is not allowed out of the country. I think her mischievous nature might have caused some trouble. But so very nice to see you my friend.

I would keep a close watch over her on the trip to Bermuda. I'd love to see the ole bag... er... I mean sweet girl. No party is complete without the two of you, and that is the truth. I'm very happy you're both going to make the trip.

I'll keep a seat at the bar for you and a spot in the Jello jacuzzi for her..

see you soon!

Maggie Babe

Oh Lefty....we missed you. Bad Hattie
I think Hattie needs to be escorted on all trips from now on......but not by you. I mean look how she takes advantage of you....and your wooden stump.
As for the Thai Stick.....ummm...are you sure there isnt just a little of the left? Strictly for testing its authenticity...just to be sure. I will be more than happy to make sure that its authentic. Don't be fooled by the others ....as I am somewhat of an expert on this and could sure use some right about now.........er, um......I mean sure couold use a project to work on.
Maggie Babe.....at your service.
As for Hattie.......someone needs to get a Lasso......she is out of
control.
Good to have you back safely, my dear friend. Sniff.....

Auntie Gorgon

Oi vey, aman! My girtle got shtuck in da elevator, so sorry Ima late!
(Vat you tok about, I no travel vis pirates unless deir bird can sit on deir shoulder, you know dat! Vas is dis little skinny pirate-girl, visout a birdie on herr shoulder?)
Yiavol! Ima sorra, I cannot travel vis you, cigars are not allowed on planes, vat iz dis vorld coming to, anyveys? Ver iz a good communist ven you need vun? A dictatorship of ze vorld is vat vould make flying betta, ya...vis me az the Qveen of zi vorld! And I vould command noone who doesn't smoke be allowed on planes, wot! Si, I go novere vis limping pirate visout a birdie who knows not vat Thai is. Thai is vat you add vodka to and drink at vork, you silly! Or ven travelling on a plane.. Coffee, Thai or me? dey say, no? Zey did to me, ven I last travelled, 10 years ago. I vas 18 den, now I am 30 years old. Ya, life haz been goot to me....

TT, aka Colin Lueless

and here's me thinking a "thai stick", is what happens to me every Friday night after a night out with "the girls"

It's a little past-time that happens whether they love me long-time or not, and in some cases, its probably a benfit that they don't.

You do realise after the revelations above I will be checking all cavities, nooks and crannies in future!

Roderick B

I always thought it was an opium laced roll of cannabis ? Did H have a devouring case of the munchies during the trip back? Never mind about having deep conversations with her meal (I also entertain my meals) hip hip!

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