crispy
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a muslim prayer? |
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gertie............
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this is for the love of allah.... |
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Aoqua
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"For those of you who're nervous because this is your first flight, don't worry; this is mine, too." |
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WildRockMan
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"I hate my life and I want to die..." |
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lynn18050
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I remember landing in corfu........
the runway is VERY short, and we bumped along, screeched and then stopped.
the captain said
" welcome to corfu ladies and gentlemen, as I have never taken any credit for a good landing, Im not about to take any flack for a bad one"
I thought that was brilliant. |
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IG-88
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Uh - Oh. |
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tigerg33
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has anyone seen my flight manual? |
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raffy_09
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"Good evening everyone. We'll be taking off just as soon as I remember how to do this. Hey Steve, wake up, take off time." |
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Jewel J
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"One more thing goes wrong today and I swear I'm going to crash this thing." |
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Et3rn4l
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The bathrooms are out of service by the way. |
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atlantis
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' And for your entertainment , todays film is final destination........ ' |
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Yury Fury
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What does this button do..... |
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I-like-to-answer-you
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YOU DROVE ME TO DOING THIS JACKIE, YOU WERE MY OWN TRUE LOVE
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Damn the batterys have run out on my tom tom
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lazyeyez
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I've only had 2 shots this morning! |
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OJD Positive :].
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YAY! My first real flight. |
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chrissy s
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"I probably should have had some training"
Or
"That airport sells great cocktails" |
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ralph
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This is not a drill |
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Hippie Power
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Its my first day! |
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Susan S
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Did anyone seen the book of instructions of this thing ?
:- D |
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yp_john_chico
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Cheers |
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YA is a sham
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I quit... |
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gooddy_2_shoee
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this isn't at all like my flight simulator |
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Matty
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I don't care if it's your first day Mike, I'm hungover as crap, you'll be fine while I sleep |
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theitcrowd
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Does anyone know how to play flight simulator? We need some help in here! |
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angelheart
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Hi Jack |
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TruDeL
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"Okay passengers my co-piliot and I just smoked a pond of weed, I hope you enjoy your flight" |
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catweazle
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"so you had curry for breakfast too"...to his co-pilot, just as the doors are closing. |
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Eric C
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Oh wow - I wonder what all these shiny red levers and switches do!? |
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Mico
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We have an unusual amount of muslims on board.I'm sure there won't be a repeat of 9/11.Enjoy your flight! |
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meee
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I cant do this anymore. |
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Stu
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Hello this is Captain Mohammed speaking on your flight today you will see several landmarks including one great glimpse of the White House. |
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