What would be your reaction if we all had to fly nude?

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junkmailsucksalot

Hey, if that's what it takes to keep our planes safe, I will fly nude, and bare the sight of other naked passangers... Mmm.... I mean.. Gross! Mmm....

pessimoptimist

I'd never fly again! I'm an old woman, I don't look good nude and I sure as hell would rather wait 2 hours extra than spend my filight time in a plane with a bunch of other people who don't look good in the buff either! It could herald the collapse of the airline industry altogether!

ChainSmokeKansasFlashDance

if you're like me, you always end up sitting next to the 350 lb. sweaty guy on the plane. i want those clothes there to keep his rolls of fat out of my seat space. they're my only line of defense!

cjlintexas

yuk - most people look ALOT better with clothes on thanks

bozzo4321

right there with you as long as every one is slim and fit !!

basketcase88

I think no one would want to be sitting around me, nude....sorry! LOL

I think then I'd just have to remain clothed, and drive it.

homegirlfabe

Yes, it beats showing up 2hrs early. Unfortunately, dollar bills included, the alcohol will not be there as it is a liquid and it is flammable, right?

NOeyeIn3sum

I WOULD IMMEDIATLY BOARD A FLIGHT WITH JESSICA SIMPSon

JENNY

sorry i can't fly i'm not a bird but if i were i'd think about it

akristel2003

Mile high club baby!!1

Phaylynn

I'll let you know how I feel about it when it becomes a reality. So, ask again in like, two weeks.

naj3032

if we all had to fly nude...there would be no terrorism....people would be too preoccupied...knowwhatimean....lol

dryheat

As a frequent flyer, both domestic and international, I don't think the world is ready for nude flyers, but I really do feel a workable solution is to;
1. ban all carry-ons except a soft cover book
2. after you are ticketed, prior to going to a boarding area you enter a "gender specific" room to completely disrobe and be given a set of oversized, one piece cover-alls for the flight.
3. Your clothes are checked by security and placed in a plastic bag, and sealed, to be placed in the overhead bins.
Now, everyone is modestly covered, all their "civilian" clothes are in a sealed plastic bag which can only be opened in the presence of security after de-planing. End of flight trauma! Personal hygiene items for women should be made available by the airline in the onboard lavs. Approved medicines required by a passenger can be brought on board only if the Rx is in it's original container and bears the same name as the passenger.

Belinda

I am never going overseas again

Nikki

Thats a damn good point. I agree. We might as well just fly nude.geesh

Xae

depends on how your girl would react to me sitting there naked

clone1973

I'd bring my dollar bills! Could we still get alcohol, or would that be illegal since it is full nudity?

Elizabeth L J

Well, people would definitely be a little more motivated to get in shape before their vacations...

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