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What would you do if you reliazed you could fly?

What if one day you were walking and out of nowhere u jumped up into the air and started to fly, were would oyu go, what would you do and to stop flying you would just fart....


If i knew i could fly...i would fly all over the world...and fly all the way on top of the Arch or dance right on top of Mount Rush Moore...I would also probly eat alot of burritoes so that i would be able to stop flying....

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Rich Z
I think the first thing I would do is get up to about rooftop level on my house and clean out the gutters so that the leaves the last storm threw in there don't make it overflow.

i have very modest aspirations.

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twysty
I would fly over my ex's house and poop in front of his door so he would step in it.

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barbieQ
i would fly into heaven and visit my mother

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tom my
Having realised that I can fly, I would now proceed to the next step...To swim underwater without aid of dive tanks...

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ladynamedjane
I would fly to visit all my friends and family!

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KnowhereMan
I'd rather be able to just will to fly and stop flying... After all, you may be waaaaaay up there and forget for the moment until... oops...! And then, you find yourself hurtling towards the earth...!

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ironchain15
If I could fly, I would be going all over the world. The best part of it would be that the bloody TSA would not be screening me before I flew. TSA=Thousands Standing Around. Bloody useless.

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~muffun~
If we were meant to fly like birds , we would have been given wings, that is the most silliest question i have ever heard yet.

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cardoso84y
If I could fly I'd fly myself to all the beautiful places in the world. From Hawaii to Paris to Italy and Australia. I'd go and see my family in Chicago and go cut off Bevo's horns. *Smile*

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yahooanswers
fly to mt everest./

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likeitis
Away

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Werecatwoman
I'd visit all of the lovely beaches I could find.

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SuperStar8801
I would fly around the world !

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curly
I'd sell my horse

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Bubba
Obviously, I'd fly!!!

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xXvilleXvaloXisXmyXbitchXx
crap myself and hope it would fall on my dad's head

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EMAILSKIP
C ya later---I'm out of here!

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soccerknocker199
do the same go to everycountry not drive unless it was raining and just fly everywere see everything in the world meet ppl

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Fly to warmer climates in the winter for sure.

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DonSoze
Sell my car

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alisoncheers
Laugh Out Loud!

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j o s
i'd fly back home every weekend. and i dont have to pay for plane tickets. that'd be good. i just hope i dont fart on the way back..

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*Amanda*
I would fly to Ocho Rios, Jamaica and have my dream vacation at sandals resorts. I would be able to afford it without the airfare! uh oh I don't think I can fart on command though....

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Chewy B
Get revenge on those damn pigeons!

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mokari
i would just continue my life as normal until i graduate from college. and then i would go backpacking around the world and not have to worry about the #1 cost...flying!

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Chong Connery
What would I do if I suddenly realized I could fly?

1.) I would immediately peck your eyes out and those of any other witnesses.

2.) I'd then fly your remains to my nest atop the Arch you mentioned, tear you into bite-size morsels and feed you to my young...
FYI: you taste like chicken.

3.) Failing all this, I'd probably be captured, stripped naked, have my wings clipped, then thrown into a canary cage and put up for sale on Ebay as
"Bird Boy"... where finally I'd be bought by Michael Jackson. :(

NOW do you see why I'd have to kill any witnesses?

Hope this helped.
:)

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purplefairykitten
I'd fly far far away from where i live now.I wouldn't even care if i couldn't stop flying but, I'm sure i'd come up with a fart sooner or later.

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kwhic
I'D SOAR! THE FART PART? I GUESS IT'T BETTER TO FART UPWIND!

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ladyindia2005
your dum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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