
BillyB8
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I'd rather travel cattle class than spend serious money to be seated next to you. |
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Ting Tong K
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i admire your environmental stance - by not taking your private jet you're helping to save the planet.
just purchase the seats around you - that's what i do. keeps the hoy-paloy at bay. |
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BEA
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What makes you think up these crazy questions? keep em coming, i love em! |
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fiveamrunner
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Certainly... just go up to the ticket counter and ask for the Customer Service Manager. (You have to be an airline insider to know this, but catering to the needs of the first-class passengers is one of the primary responsibilities of the Customer Service Managers).
Don't explain yourself to the clerk you first encounter or any supervisor who may try to intervene. They're second-shelf people and don't need to know your business. Insist on seeing the Manager. Only they can give you the treatment you deserve. |
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Ginny Jin
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No you can't, but ask the flight attendant if you can move once you get on. There is no way you can ascertain these details from a flight list.
Just a friendly reminder -"I am not sat near" isn't correct English. lolololol xxxx |
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vincent a
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If you don't have your own 747 who would want to sit next to you?
You'd be bummin' a cigar off 'em next! |
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Alan M
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Do what Jackie Onassis did and buy up all the other seats around you.
Or you could lease, say. a Lear Jet, depending on how far you want to travel. |
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holiday girl
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ha ha
sorry but thats funny.
no of course you cant choose from a list of who you sit next too. you get what your given
get some ear plugs so you cant hear them and a face mask so yo cant see them and you wont even notice.
good luck |
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blaster
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My good friend,I think you need my helping hand in this matter as this is my job.I can assure you there will be no peasants in the first class cabin unless they are some rich peasant *******.If you would like to approach me in an orderly fashion at the ticket desk,with your ticket in hand,I will find one of our own serving girls to give you your very own escortation and to prepare you for a heavenly rise into the air.
Although you may encounter some wind pockets along the way,we will have you seated in your favourite position which I know from past encounters will be front to pilot in case you require a quick withdrawal.All odorous maggots will have been removed with the serving girls waiting on hand and foot to service your needs.I hope you have a pleasant flight dear friend. |
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uncurablechocoholic
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No its a privacy issue. But with your attitude why dont you stay home and give the rest of the passengers a break. |
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Phil D
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When your luggage is being gathered for you at curb-side, tell your driver (is his name Jives?) you left your cash at home and could he spot you a fifty? Just fold it up for safe keeping in your right hand and when you get to the airline desk, introduce yourself as politely as you possibly can muster. Shaking the desk person's hand is always good manners. Then explain your cursed deflexions as an OCD affliction.
By the way, don't forget to make sure you didn't lose your fifty. It could have fallen from your hand accidentally!
PS: Ginny Jin is correct. Proper grammar is "seated." |
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CaptainRowdy
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LOL
Wear an eye mask you stuck-up snob. That way, even the hosties won't have to put up with you looking down your nose. |
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suncatcher
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no unfortunatly for the poor peasants, seating as is always
when travelling with the public on any transport, if you are a male ??/ im not sure you are usually seated next to other males , and ladys are lucky they will be seated together away from you |
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MiZz RuBy
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lool if your travelling first class- most of US common folks can't afford that so your safe! |
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tokio2k
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If you know the person you want to sit next to's seat, you can request a seat next to them if its available.. so yes.. you can. |
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paranoidtaxi
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how do you think other people will feel sitting next to an asshole like you |
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NATCHIC
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You are a moran go for euro million and buy your plain |
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watergump44
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You are a disgusting snob. I don't think I want to sit next to you either, |
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Maria
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Well if you don't want to have anybody with flaws to sit next to you why don't you purchase the whole row you're sitting in? That way it will ensure you not having to put yourself through any discomforts and dealing with folks you don't like.
SNOB |
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Jake O
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lmao ur funny |
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Kev
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no you cannot and i think it is stick up to think your that important to be able to pick and choose just think you have things people must hate about you like your attitude and being obnoxious and arrogant i hope you get sat next to fat smelly unwashed tramp who bites his nails and spits them at you |
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The Stig
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You'll be sat next to me sir. I abhor riff-raff too and I have requested any who dare grace us with their presence to be shot on sight. |
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