Why don't the stewardesses ever hold my hair back when I'm hurling into the complimentary barf bags?

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Captain Art Griego

Because most flight attendants are busy picking up on the good looking married guys in First Class. I'll tell you, the industry has seen a real drop-off in professionalism over the last 25 years where flight attendants are concerned.

As a pilot, I've left the cockpit several times in the past to help ill passengers. Once I even forgot to engage the auto-pilot before doing so, and the 757 I was flying went into a stall. Luckily, the co-pilot, who was napping at the time, woke in time to pull the aircraft out of the dive, barely preventing a Hawkins Class IV downward spiral spin.

GOD bless you-

Captain Art Griego

EDIT: Schmeckel: My bout with testical cancer is not the topic here.

FallenAngelÂ©Aggelos AbussosP3D

That is what you get for flying first class everywhere..now on that airline that I plan to run with the help of that guy who sent me the email wanting to be partners with you can expect total service and courtesey from our flight attendants (nobody calls them stewardesses anymore)
I just cant guarantee our pilots will be as good as our flight attendants

(((Nolte)))

irkt

I can't even get them to hold my dick when I pee!

Gen. Stiggo

Perhaps they feel that a nice coating of semi-digested food on your hair would be an improvement.

Edit: Hey, I'm just sayin, is all.

Instant Star Just Add Coffee

They wouldn't want to ruin your beautiful coiffure.

((((((Nolte))))))

brilliantly8tIndigosquirtAMVAVT

rofl Always when I'm eating! I suppose a tip might encourage them. They didn't hold mine back! First time I flew, I was so nervous, they kept bringing me little bottles of different kinds of liquor. I drank them all. Coming into Phoenix, we hit some really bad hot air pockets! Everyone was puking! I was so drunk I didn't care! lmao

Starjumper the R&S Cow

And here I thought they'd be ITCHING to touch those devine golden locks of yours! I mean what's wrong with people?

Jennifer

have you ever tried asking them to? Maybe if you did it politely they would. When you need a blanket or pillow you have to press the stewardess light for them to come over and then you ask, they don't know that you need these things, you need to ask. Good luck, and let me know how it works out.

batgirl2good

It's not in the job description.

Maybe they'll start giving out complimentary head bands...or charge you $25 or so for one.

Schmeckel Deckel

It's a conspiracy headed by Capt. Artie. He has friends in the Flight Attendants union and he put out the blackball on you. The only way out is to put out. Sorry!

Marlboro Man

I've yet to meet a stewardess worthy of touching the holy grail of atheism.

JonEff

Ermm because that's not there job!!!

SEE A HOPE

I found it easier to hold my hair with one hand and the bag with the other, if it happens to get all over the place ... well maybe they'll be more attentive next time.

Andy

Because they can break a nail? or maybe it's not their job.

robert43041

Such a nice picture of air travel that is, thanks. And maybe they don't want to be responsible for you breaking your neck.

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