How do I break into the modern art market?

I have seen the light. Being completely lacking in talent ,scruples, ideas and equipment I feel i am ideally placed to break into the crap in a bucket and stick a price on it market. I have been studying the work of acclaimed German mudslinger Jug Eared Flushausen and I feel that I can not only emulate the old man of mud but possibly surpass him with work that transcends the abstract and explores the boundary of pointless and distasteful. I have already completed a few well framed splodges as well as some 3d work(splodges without frames). What I need now is an entre into the world of modernist cultural dialectic reference with particularly strong emphasis on cash.
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Thankyou Loosey: fine advice from the Hun with a bell end on the front of his kite.