A taste of Filipino Humor......would this make you laugh?

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sweet water

Haha, thanks, Inday. Here's some I picked up, if you don't mind.

1.
Pedro: Pare galing ako sa doctor, nakabili na ako ng
hearing aid. Grabe ang lakas na ng pandinig ko!
>> I just got myself a hearing aid. It's so amazing,
>> I can hear very clearly now!!

Juan: Talaga?!?! Magkano bili mo?
>> Really? How much did it cost you?

Pedro: Kahapon lang.
>> Just yesterday.

2.
Amo to Maid: Titira dito ang biyenan ko ng tatlong
buwan. Ito ang listahan ng mga favorite nyang pagkain.
>> My mother-in-law will live here for three months.
>> This is a list of her favorites foods.

Maid: Opo, sir.
>> Yes I understand, sir.

Amo: Kapag may niluto ka dyan, lagot ka sa akin!
>> If you cook anything in that list, you're fired!!

3.
Fr. Damaso: Hinabol ako ng babaeng maganda at hubad.
Ang ginawa ko, dinamitan ko agad. Kung kayo po ang
nasa kalagayan ko, Bishop, ano po ang gagawin ninyo?
>> I was chased by a beautiful, naked woman!
>> I immediately gave her clothes. If you were in my
>> position, Bishop, what would you have done?

Bishop: Tulad mo, aba magsisinungaling din ako.
>> Like you I would lie about it.

4.
Pedro: Ang tapang talaga nitong si Johnny! Biro mo,
kinalaban niya yung biyenan niya!!
>> Johnny's so brave!! Can you imagine, he challenged
his mother-in-law to a fight!!

Leo: Ohh, totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
>> Ohh really, where did you get that news?

Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!
>> At his wake!

5.
Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak, anak?
>> Why are you crying, my daughter?

Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!
>> 'Cause I passed a test. Huhuhu!

Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong test yun?
>> Ohh that's good! And what test is this?

Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!
>> Pregnancy test, Dad!

6.
BETH: Halata na ang tiyan mo. Bakit hindi pa kayo
magpakasal ng BF mo?
>> Your tummy's getting bigger now. Why don't you
and your BF get married?

MARIA: Ayaw ng pamilya niya eh.
>> His family is against it.

BETH: Sinong may ayaw, Tatay o Nanay?
>> Who's against, his father or mother?

MARIA: Yung misis niya.
>> His wife.

pero_102

that was funny!

share:
a muslim guy wanted to court a christian girl, but the parents disapprove because of religious differences. To be accepted by the family, he was required to attend church with this girl friend,
parents:how he's been doing?
girl:oh, great, he likes the teachings
parents: well and good, tell him he's now welcome with our arms open for him.
girl: ahh........ we broke up, he likes the teachings so much he'd prefer them over me.He wants to become a priest now.

windblown

Bwhahahaha. That's a good one. I will share one below.

A Filipino man died and went to heaven. Before he could enter the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter had to ask him three questions.

The first one Saint Peter asked was, "How many days are there in a week?"

The Filipino man answered, "Three. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow."

The second question Peter asked was, "Can you use yellow, pink and green in one sentence?"

The man answered, "Of course... The phone greens, I pink it up and say Yellow!!"

The last question Peter asked the Filipino man what GOD's name was.

He replied, "Howard... as in 'our father howard be thy name...'"

Good jokes one and all. I really enjoyed the question and answers.

Mari

Is it okay with you if i send it to a friend of mine..she's a li'l down right now & i want to cheer her up..please??

Felicity???

It's funny inday darling but I feel sorry for those people you've mentioned as a target of your jokes. Some people will lost respect to the Catholic people and the priests and bishops.

Just my two cents as a Roman Catholic. <*-*>

â™¦cat

it has an undertone attack to priests but hey still funny..lol