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Dennis

Agree or disagree...? Or, funny or not???

BEFORE MARRIAGE....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE....

Simply read from bottom to top.

    



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Rode|ette Û©
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hell yeah!!! very funny and true too! hahaha


pero_102
haha, good! how about reading this one starting from the end?
"was it a cat i saw?"


smuckers luvs jiff
That is a terribly cynical depiction of marraige! I think you need to watch some chick flicks to cheer you up. I recomend 27 Dresses for a case like yours . . .


noldzki
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hehehe. very nice.


Sunshine
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Hilarious!


Holden® [ThumbZUP] tRoLL PaTrOL
LOL!!!

FUNNY!!! But I don't fully agree. Some marriages seemed like they were made in heaven.


maej
oh, dear!

is this really true?

if it is, am not getting married ever!

that's scary!

can't I have forever after?


Juan C
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now, that's what I call a "smartie"...!!!


Pointy
A little bit flippant but a lot of truth IMHO.


oragon daa?
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haha very funny and true

right now i am in the middle of that situation
backwards! the second time around!

you are genius!

can i copy and send it to my friends?


darkknight_9761
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No, actually this wasn't funny. It's a sad statement of our society that this joke would even be created!


just me!
hahhahahhah that is funny -oh lighten up its just for fun!


babyblueboxerbriefs
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It's very clever and it made me smile. Upon further contemplation, I found it to be a sad stereotype about what becomes of marriages after the honeymoon. I don't agree that it happens to all marriages, but it might have happened enough for such an image of married life to prevail.


b3mych3rio
I found it shorta funny

I think it would have been more funny if that part was left out. Or made it in a way that doesnt joke about hitting.

"He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?"


kamagong
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You're the man, Dennis, very clever!!


Honey Um Home
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Ok.. if you read it from the bottom up, he would not be really saying anything. Cause once you are married, umm guys have a tendency to not say anything sometimes. lol


You're Welcome ☺ ♫ ♪
Corny but it made me smile :]


psophia123
That's funny!


|\|\r. YusO
Well, in some point, marriage just gets bitter.



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