
Slug
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Wah liao, talking size. Here, size joke for you:
A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small dick, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke." |
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dk
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You envy? You are very confident that you are the sexest man in Malaysia right? |
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TheBear? (VIP?)
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Whatever that means, buddy but thanks for the 2 points... like Angel Beth says, it helps me to get to the next level!
Thanks again!
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Dai... DK, how dare you say another person more sexier than TheBear? Vatraaa youuu... |
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Say what?
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woohooo...depends on what u want in life and its attachments. xxs, xs, s, m, l, xl, xxl. If u dont believe me, ask mawi the model of power root.
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size apa ni wei.. I am innocent i dont know what you guys are talking about la. wink* wink*
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master c, u are killing me with your joke there. Damn funny hahahah |
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Adi Keladi
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Ironically, at this very time as I'm typing this answer, one of my collegues which is an Indian girl is making noice why many Chinese girls want to marry Indian guys. She says that's why she cannot find a good (read, handsome) Indian guy as all have been taken by Chinese girls. |
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Deena
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Ahh, yep... Yuna and bronzedgal are right, LOL.
But I think other things play a part in it too. If you really like someone you aint gonna care what race they are in, right..?
I have a lot of chindian cousins, haha.. my uncles married chinese girls, lol. Bigger family.. :-)
Edit : *gasps* Yuna's answer dissapeared.. :O
Edit again : Yuna's answer is back.. o_O Man, I need to lay off the weed.. |
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Beach bum
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Don't see anyone with a tooth pick sticking out and wearing bling blings on the streets. You sure they look like him or only look a like when they are pissing at the backstreets? ekekeke Just kidding...
But I'm more interested in what Yuna have in mind... so what kinda attachment you prefer? *wink* |
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Matilda
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Really.....? |
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Malayan Tiger
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I am a Indian and my gf before was a chinese, in fact both of them. I believe when u fall in love it is the chemistry/ attractions/ personality of a person that comes to the fore and not anything else. The girl obviously can't ask a guy to unzip his pants to check the size before deciding to date him. For me, i find chinese women are more interesting cause the communication line is never limited or restricted. |
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xlutfix
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hmm,that explains why there're many Chindians nowadays. |
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Ken
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whatever.... |
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anderson
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no i dont, per-helps those less educated will. |
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Twiggy
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LOL! Master C! Nice one! Hahahaha. |
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BEARIAN FINANCE MINISTER $$
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who say so la.... haiyo..don simply say leh |
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peanutz
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Hmm, how come you girls are more hung up on size than technique?
But whatever, it is a personal choice. How come no mention of Chinese-Malay relationship? Is this not one sided observation? |
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bronzedgal
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I'm Chinese and going out with an Indian (Malaysian Indian of Tamil descent) - have never seriously dated a Chinese but in terms of serious relationships, only with Caucasians (orang putih) and this Indian. With Chinese, only fling aka ONS.
Honestly, if Yuna is really talking about what I think she is talking about, Indians and Orang Putih really have size XL and sometimes XXL but the Chinese I have had flings with, their size by comparison is only M and sometimes even S.
However in the long run, the flings I never bothered to keep in touch with not because of size but because they either 1) just cannot hold a proper conversation 2) seem to only want to settle down immediately and make me stay at home to have kids. Serious, just my bad luck the Chinese I have met only want a woman who will stay at home, cook and have babies - they said they can't stand it if their wife makes as much as them or more than them. It sounds silly though, won't it be easier on your wallet if I buy my own stuff and help you out with the family expenses? |
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Mad Cow
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Damn! Why no one talks mad cow's size? |
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The Malaysian Life
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Thats not particularly true. It all depends on their upbringing and values. Those from the cities or those who have been educated abroad are relatively more open to dating other races. Should you require more information about this, you can visit the website called The Malaysian Life. http://themalaysianlife.blogspot.com/ |
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-conviventia-
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master c!!!!!nice one!! love it..and bout the question..i noticed that too..indian guys are better in communicating i guess |
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GaL Hairi
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yeah.....why not....love is blind.. |
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who cares ,every living human being need different taste about every thing they need to....guys to guys ,girls to girls ,black to white , long or short or every thing in this world has....... ha ha |
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Bernard
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stupid question |
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