
tin2
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Your 'te Inday is better at this but she's at work so let me share with you what I've learned from her ---
1. practice, practice, practice
2. be consistent
3. stick with LESS details - easier to remember!
Hey, baby sis, this is just for fun, right? |
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Indychen
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I'd be lying, if I said I could !
...Liars, better liars, and even the best liars, can become successful at what they are, only by making sure that no one else but them have even a single clue of their lies.
...Now, if you had a teacher who taught you to lie, you would be in constant threat of getting exposed by that 'teacher' - because NO 'expert teacher' who coaches students about how to lie better can ever be trustworthy !
...The only way to become a better liar, is to secretly watch such expert liars at 'work', and teach yourself all their techniques. Constant practice will some day make you perfect.
But, is going to all that trouble really worth it, dear ?!
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pero_102
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act naturally
synchronize with your body language
(eyes movement, pupil dilation, movement of hands, body, style of breathing)
change some letters in your handwritings
have accomplices
be firm on your statements even if someone said some of your friends capitulated
make false evidences to cover up your actions
prefer to die or learn to faint when tortured
be aware that they are no friends that keep secrets
have enough savings to finance you when you're in jail
but knowing you, you're a type of person that do not like to lie, for you love truth and justice. |
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agua dulce
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Yes I can sweetie...but not now...let's wait for your 19th birthday. Then I'll teach you all the tricks in my book. Meanwhile, just wing it...and if you get caught and get "punished", suck it in...your mistakes and miscues would come in handy later.
Cheers, mahal ko! |
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windblown
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Sorry. Please do not aspire to be one. You will lose the respect from your relatives and friends. It's not good to lie.
If you will be a chronic liar, you cannot anymore distinguish right from wrong in your thoughts, words and deeds. Why? Because you got used to it already and will think, there's nothing wrong anymore.
Hope this article will help you:
http://www.livingvalues.net/values/honesty.htm |
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froggsfriend
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You don't really want to become a better liar do you? Liars have no credibility or honor. One never knows if anything they say is true. It is far better to be blatantly honest and stand firm on what it is you believe in. If you want to learn something, learn how to stand more for what is true and not to worry if someone else doesn't like that. Don't throw away your virtue by being caught in the midst of dishonesty. That reputation will never leave you. When that happens, then no one will care what you have to say. They will figure it is a lie. |
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BULLDOG
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HOWDY!!! ))paO((,
Becoming a better liar will get you NO WHERE with the exception of others find out they have been lied to by you. Word of mouth travels VERY, VERY, FAST. People that find out about you may act like they are interested in what you say, but they will never really listen to you, YOUR TRUST from others is demolished and that would be because you lied to some one. It started sort of a wild fire and at that point you will not be able to stop something that you started.
I hope that you will think it over and decide that telling the TRUTH will get you a lot farther in life and that you will have better friends for it.
I think that if you keep your life honest you will find a better feeling deep down in your soul. Telling the TRUTH will make Christ see you as a trusted person on the Earth and when it comes judgement day you won't have to be afraid of anything. I am not trying to push God down your throat. Think of it say; God is real which I know is real then forget about being a liar so you will be able to enter Gods Kingdom. If you choose to lie the rest of your life then when it comes time to face Satan it will be to late to scream out for God.
Here is something I do every day; when I think of some thing that I have done wrong and I can't ask some one for forgivenes; I take time out to ask Jesus to forgive me for what every I did. I am no saint I am a Sinner and Christ is the only answer to my entery into Gods Kingdom.
PLEASE think it over YOU yourself don't want to be a liar. All that being a liar is a broken heart. I sure hope you forget about being a liar and help other people that have problems.
I will close for now and you can e-mail me if you want to talk.
I am a 60 year old married to a good women that God help me find. I had a lot of different problems but about the only thing that is bad about me now is cigars and bad words that I have almost quit useing.
Take care and don't forget that I can be a new friend if you choose.
STAY SAFE!!!
Bulldog |
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Pointy
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Just do not tell the truth all the time and you are on your way to becoming a better liar.
I am just wondering why you posted this in the Travel>Asia Pacific?Philippines section. Do you believe that Filipinos are liars in general? I thought this question would have been more appropriately posted in "Polls and Surveys."
But, of course, that is only my opinion. |
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Aref H4
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So sorry, my dear, but would you believe I've never told a single lie in my entire life?
Am saying this with my most engaging smile, both my hands behind my back, with fingers crossed. And gritting my teeth to put a lid on the laughter welling up. |
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alina
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NOT TO TELL THE TRUTH:: |
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Rode|ette Û©
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nothing is better than being honest. |
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Big P
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Learn from Lawyers, politicians,Salesman or any Promiscuous woman.
Promiscuous men do not make good liar's |
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Be Honest
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What on earth for, so no one will ever have any trust in you. |
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James
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lol@ the guy who said "yeah someone did a great job teaching bush"
i just picture one of those nutballs that capitalizes on every little opportunity to say something political |
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o0ace0o
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forget about it |
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Juan C
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I never lied okay...??? |
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§►KIRK◄§
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Say it with beautiful batting eyes. |
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bite_m3h
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ask ate glo |
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Brenda Mage
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You have to believe your lies to become good lier 'day. |
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sweet water
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no |
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yeekatoox â„¢
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just keep lying .
lies . lies . lies
may tama ka rin noh ? lol |
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J*Mo
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yes. I mean no. I mean maybe. Sure.Probably not |
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Adam
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I don't think lieing can be taught.
You have to practice and remember those lies that you make. |
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Leander
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It is easy to become a good liar if you do it all the time... Constant liars actually come to a point where they believe in their lies making it more believable in the way they project it.. The guilt part only happens when you start but practice makes perfect and you will be webbing lies upon lies and will be digging ditches that may be hard to get out of... White lies are okay sometimes, I think, but it is still a lie.. This is definitely against my Catholic religion so I avoid lying.. |
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simon y
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Yes, someone did a great job teaching Bush. |
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saharaaj
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There are many schools in philippines near manila . they teach law and after attending u will be qualified ..... |
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Sethantes Datatech AM
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Practice makes perfect;
maybe try these suggestions:
funny: http://www.funnybone.com/j/ABetterLiar.shtml
a bit serious:
http://www.socyberty.com/Advice/A-Good-Liar.8270 |
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cerberos
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keep lying |
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Purple Tactics
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Here's a tip... whenever you lie, you have to wholehertedly believe in your lies.
Your lies should become the new truth to you.
Nothing beats artificial plausible deniability. |
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Newbody
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hello garci? |
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