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 Which bakeshop got the best cake: Red Ribbon or Goldilocks?
and which is the best cake flavor to buy:

Chocolate Mousse?
Coffee Crunch?
Dulce de Leche?
Mango Cake?
Ube Cake?
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mr. p:
Genius, ...


 Why most of the time when there is a fire.....?
the "pasukan bomba suka rela" ( the volunteer fire fighter ) will arrive before the official "bomba" do?

by right the official one is the expert, they are paid, those ...


 Which hurts more???? Betraying someone or being betrayed by someone???

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Bean has given a interesting answer....
Grandpa Gindy and his looney answers.......


 If you were the freed prisoner would you wanna come back into the cave?
http://en.wikipedia.org/
and what will be your reasons for coming back?...


 What is your suggestion when it comes to the Economy of the Philippines?
According to Wikipedia, the Philippines is " is a newly developed country with an agricultural base, light industry, and service-sector economy". It is also labeled as an NIC (Newly-I...


 Guy,do you think homely girls are boring?
just curious......


 What do you think about the chinese here in the philippines...?
please give an honest answer......but not too offending...
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actually...not all of them...but most of them...only here in the philippines.....


 If you bury the frog alive, will it grow and have tadpoles fruit?
...


 Would you like the Phils to have 4 seasons...? why?
winter, spring, summer, fall.

for me, hell yeah..! winter will give us the chance to wear all those fashionable clothings westerners and japanese wear, while still remaining to enjoy the ...


 Is anyone still scared to go to Bali?
Is anyone still scared to go to Bali because of the recent execution of the bali bombers?...


 When caught between two feuding friends, do you take sides?
...


 Can you remember first time you learn how to ride a bicycle?

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same as you when i was 10 always fall and go straight to any thing ....but i was the champ on BMX freestyle / race in 1983 and 3rd place among the Fillipinos , I...


 Happy Deepavali...................
Just wish to say "Happy Deepavali" to all our Hindu yammers :)

For the rest of us, what's your plans for today?

I'm in the mood to watch some horror movies ...


 Do your family members know that you hang out here?
Do they know your user id?
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bini-b, i just might me that dog! you'll never know. lol!

and who's giving thumbs down???...


 Is there a machine that can open butong pakwan?
...


 Can you imagine?
Can you imagine if our parts of body can talk,what will happened?...


 YAPPERS: what's your rate of procrastination?
On a scale of 1 - 10 where

1 - you hardly procrastinate; everything that must be done today, you do today

10 - you have a terrible case of the mañana ...


 Anyone been to "Malaysia" for a holiday.?
Any good places to visit and are stuff cheap there..?...


 If you saw a euroasian what would you think guys?
because guys i know always stare at me when i go overseas.

most of the guys just stare at me.
some even took videos or pics of me on the mobile phones. i found this really weird.
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 Hi! everybody!!!................
i am back....yea....!!yea... ;-D.....line clear.....

hehehe...

.........................................

waiting someone report my Q..lol..!!

Selamat Hari ...



agua dulce

Do you really need a go-between?

Mommy: Anak sabihin mo sa daddy mo hilutin kamo ako ha!?
<the mom requesting her son to tell the dad that she wants a massage>

Anak: ( bulol ) daddy,daddy i*yu*tin mo daw ti mommy... <unfortunately, the child has speech defects so the word "massage" sounded like she's asking for s*e*x>


Daddy:(mainit ang ulo) Hay naku! Sabihin mo wala ako sa mood !! <but dad was in a bad mood so he wouldn't do it>


Anak: Mommy,mommy ala daw ta mood ti daddy! <again, the poor child relayed the message in a way that it sounds like dad doesn't have what it takes>

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Gosh, I wish you guys could understand Tagalog. Somehow, the original humor is lost in the translation.

    



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battgirl
hahaha, it would have been easier if wife have grabbed husband and say "massage"! =)


shirley g
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LOL!

No, because go-betweens often cause a distortion in the communication process...worse, a communication breakdown.


jongbong
zzz...

tagalog man: pare, kumusta lagay natin?
cebuano man: eto, parin... dala ko..

hmmm... beer... zzz...


luosechi 駱士基
I know - huhu. I'm sure you have lots more.


Bopols
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I don't have ajoke, and I don't have an answer. Just wanted to star it because it really amused me no end.


kalbo
tell her, ma sackit ang ulo ako.


MAGpie
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i almost forgot the tagalog term for that. i have to read it twice.

nice one, aqua girl.


♥Spanish Eyes♥
Hahahahaha, funny.


Juan C
LOL!!! that's a nice one... but think I read that already in a text message from a friend in the Philippines... thanks, though...


Binibini
ha ha ha ha!

you're very naughty Inday.


windblown
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Nice one.

If it was me, always go. lol


Phoenix
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hahahaha...funny!


sweet water
I don’t need go-betweens because I think I can get my message across without difficulty. In most instances, my messages are clear, self-explanatory and don’t require further analysis, and the recipient should have no problem understanding them. Unless I intentionally want them to be ambiguous, and I want the other person to make his or her own interpretation.

The problem with go-betweens is the possible loss of the message’s meaning in the exchange, as in your story (which was very funny btw).


PG_13
bisdak pud di-ay ka kuya jobong. parehas di-ay ta ni kuya alan.

ate inday - ok pud your joke.


chief8
Agua...d..... I just fell off my chair....call 911.


pero_102
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kaya nga
"KAY SUSAN TAYO" magsabi, hindi sa utal na bata!
(mabuti nalang may sulat dito, kundi nasampal mo ako, utal din ako, eh)


girlygirl
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rofl!!


zykoe1208
soooo.. what was ur question again.. plez????



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