Don't answer if you below 18. Why she bring her husband to store?

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negativezero

To translate for her you sickos

Fake Bean bin Laden

and the husband said "We need some sausages, please"

Michele

Omg, that's freaking hilarious!! The best ever joke here for ages! And thanks for sharing with us.

And here is a joke which carry the same message as yours.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.

'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'.

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.

'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...'

Bulat

Whoa! the pet shop owner in the UK will be one lucky fellow if she suddenly decides to buy a cat. I can only presume she would have to lift up her skirt to demonstrate, don`t you agree?

GINDURAS

Was that Bean a nd Anna? hehehe...

bean

Yes and I ate 9" sausages that night...

Reyna D D

her husband can speak right???

Puan Sri kiki. lala

enchek amran ni..

esop baru i masuk 18yrs old..
haishh~

Mega ☮ Peace

So that her husband can f'king order it himself instead of having her to susah payah use make shift sign language.

Ω allan y

to show the butcher something close enough to what she wanted to buy.

Daun Ketum®

So that her husband can just tell the butcher what they wanted, no need to show anything.

GarisHalus

nice and tricky ... like the one of the answerers above said ... "the husband will ask for the sausages" ....

.a.s.p.a.r.a.g.u.s.

Seems she doesn’t have a “sausage” & needs to upgrade her Bladdy England’s …

She decided to bring along her hubby as his Bladdy England are very much fluent

On the 3rd day, her husband said it “verbally” to the meat guy that he’s in need of sausage

But he never did showed his message “virtually”

aynツ

of kos ler... coz she doesnt have any sausages to show to the perverted butcher...lol

i wonder will the butcher bring 9" sausages or just a cocktail for the next day..