Funniest name you've ever heard for a person?

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KIZZ

I met a mexican lawyer named " Ferdinand S. Abad"
and i call him Ferdie S. Abad lawyer

DJG INC

Englebert Humperdink.....he was a singer back in the 80's. Honest!!

jennifer484

I know people who named their twin sons Merlin and Gandalf

Chuck T

"Moon Unit Zappa "

Stan The Man

Two...
A guy my sister dated was named Justin Cayse

There was a guy that was called Paul Ness, and when the yearbook came out we found out that his real first name was Harold... So he is Harry P. Ness.

aboutaboy22

Courvoisier. That is GHETTO to name your child after an alcoholic drink!

Marvinator

I knew three brothers, Rock, Clay and Sandy.

also knew a girl Penny Knickle, Candy Koehn (pronounced CANE)

I also knew a guy whose name was Edward E. Edwards. (He would never tell anyone what the Middle "E" stood for, but he would joke that it stood for Steven.)

Also saw this name of a doctor once.
Kutchipuddy Bapineedu

Found these two in the phone book when I was younger:

Turalura Moskowitz
and
Tondelayo Teppefesser

Oh and my wife worked for a hospital and swears she saw two birth certificates in Louisiana for two kids. They pronounced the names this way
Oh-RAHN-zhello and
Le-MAHN-zhello.

The are spelled like this.
Orangejello and
Lemonjello.
I kid you not.

adnan

fakruddin

dizzygrltoo

One of Simon LeBon's kids is named Safron Sahara and Bob Geldoff's kids are named , FiFi, Trixibelle and Peaches.

Director Robert Rodriguez's kids are Rocket, Rebel, Racer,

The guy from My name is Earl named his son Pilot Inspecktor. I am not kidding Either.

Rachel Griffith's named hers Banjo.

KiteGirl

I'm gonna have to go with an old throwback: A guy named shelley

HUNGER & POVERTY

yatzky

Peekaboo Street. She was an Olympic athlete. Her parents were hippies who didn't give her a name at birth. They waited until she was "old enough" to pick her own name......and she picked Peekaboo.

~*Yesterdays Promises*~

I went to school with a boy who's name was Micheal Cox....not all that funny right?! Untill they would page him over the P.A....."Mike Cox to the office please." No wonder he insisted on being called Micheal!!!

~Boon~

Captain Ahmad.. saw it in some student's namelist

andallthatjazz1984

i know a kid called Mercedes which is bad! also what about Apple!!! ha ha

Anonymous Cee-Cee

Keithisha... Her fathers name was Keith, and her moms name was Keisha... Go figure... LOL!! SMH....

gerri51us

I knew this couple who had twins and called them Tic and Toc...what a thing to do to your children.....hope they grew up just being ticked off........

mentalchallenge

My funny as in WEIRD!!

Puma (daughter)
Kal-el (son)
Suri (daughter)
Fifi Trixibelle (daughter)
Peaches Honeyblossom (daughter)
Little Pixie (daughter)
Homer James Jigme (son)
Banjo Patrick (son)
Alcamy (daughter)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (daughter)
Moxie CrimeFighter (daughter)
Saffron Sahara (daughter)
Tallulah Pine (daughter)
Hud (son)
Spec Wildhorse (son)
Tu Simone Ayer (daughter)
Poppy Honey (daughter)
Daisy Boo (daughter)
Bogart Che Peyote (son)
Rocco Kokopelli (son)
Reignbeau (daughter)
Rocket Valentin (son)
Racer Maximilliano (son)
Rebel Antonio (son)
Rogue (son)
Audio Science (son)
Sage Moonblood (daughter)
Seargeoh (son)
Rufus Tiger (son)
Tiger Lily (daughter)
Lola Daisy (daughter)
Thyme (son)
Rumer Glenn (daughter)
Scout Larue (daughter)
Tallulah Belle (daughter)
Dweezil (son)
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (son)
Moon Unit (daughter)
Diva Muffin daughter)

- Just to name a few!! CELEBRITIES JUST HAVE TO BE ORIGINAL!! LOL :)

buckeye45694

Pat Mine

cali_musiq

I met someone who's name was Cash Dollar. We used to work together.

cgriffin1972

I have a friend everyone calls CHAN - his real name Chandles

Another was a friend from long ago - Harley Davidson Susella - His dad said he own a harley - LOL