GUYS.... Is this true?

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Chris

Yes, it's funny, but not as true as this:

WOMEN ARE LIKE...

...the stock market
They're fluxate daily and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

wandering_pinoy

LOL ..heres my answer with story!
A guy was walking along the beach when he tripped over an old oil lamp. He started to rub it an shine it up when the genie appeared.
"I am the genie of the lamp" stated the genie. "I will grant you one wish."
The man thought for a moment and said.."I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of flying and I can't stand boats. I wish for a highway so that I can drive to Hawaii."

The genie looked at the guy and said.."Are you crazy?!? There is no way I can do a highway to Hawaii! Can you imagine the engineering that will have to go into something like that? Can you imangine how long the support pillars will have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean? Forget it...wish for something else."

The guy thought for a few more moments and said.."OK, I've never had much luck with women. My wish is that I would COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY UNDERSTAND FEMALES."

The genie looked back at him and said..."Would you like that highway to be two lanes or four?"

agua dulce

HA HA HA
Very nice, sweetie...thanks for sharing. Re: allan...busy at a conference...don't worry, he's doing just fine...when you click on his avatar, make sure it's the one that says level 6...the old one (level 7) has long been gone.

cireengineering

I don't know how true it is, but, it is funny.

American Beauty

Those are pretty funny...although I'm sure there are some pretty funny ones for women too.

ilyex33oh

haha lol
funny
but i like some guys
but most SUCK

Joe

Soooo........are you a lesbian yet?

jongbong

zzz... you forgot one thing... men are like beer... it tastes bitter but the more you drink, the more you like... hmmm... beer... zzz...

â™¥

Coming from a woman, in my experience this isn't always true.
but it was amusing.

fight the power

LMFAOROFLMAO

MAGpie

ooh, you hit some very tender spots there, girl.

i love it. although some can't take a joke.

Mike's Girl

YES! all true in most parts....thanks...this is really funny - you made my day!!!

jan-na~â™¥~ and im luvin it

that makes men lovable creatures!

yonip.orig

Funny! I like the last one best. But then...

Women are like books.
Once you look at them, you get a craving for them.
You wonder at what mysteries they hold,
And discover them only when opened and unfold...

Carlos R

Having given this question considerable thought, I must say that, yes, these are all true. Some moreso than others, but there's not really a false statement in the whole bunch.

Sorry, but as they say, "boys are evil."

I have never been so insulted in my entire life as what you have just done. You have generalised all men with your insulting tirade.
By the way I like 2 5 7 9 10 and 13
But 11 is the best.
Forget my first three lines as I think this is funny.

Big P

Very funny, especially number 11

Bail out BS

Thank God my GF is not here to to see this otherwise I am in big trouble. Please Hide it away Chicka wah wah

EDIT:
Darn, I am 13 out of 13 how come I can't get lucky and hit the lottery and all what it takes is SEX numbers. Oops..that is SIX Numbers.

John W

Yes!

Adam

It depends on who you are asking. There are still a few good guys out there.

pretty_smart_savvy

funny

anna m

i've yet to find out..hehe ; )

Felicity???

No comment but here's a â˜… star for you girl. <*-*>

Return of Bobjr

im insulted u only could find 13 cute things, women never leave them to do a man job lol :P nah im just kidding sounds like ur having fun or really dont like men.

â˜†Irebunâ˜†

xDD

Those are funny. ^^;;

Juan C

women are like foods, you crave for them...

but...

women are like books, sometimes when you're finish with them, you want to throw them away, or sometimes keep them...