Hi, fat filipino boy here! What was your ulam tonight?

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tranquil

Palimos, is that you?? Hahaha!

My ulam was popcorn, want some?

Nie

I have my porkn'tokwa! Really delicous, but ubos na! Sorry! Till next time!

PESTE

dios me...

hoy, tabachoy, sino ang ka kambal mo dito ha? maski hindi mo sasabihin, mahuhulaan ko kung sino. meron ata akong crystal ball.

peste!

gameplan_xtreme

Is this Palimos Po/Pres Marcos/Imelda/etc.? What's up with the new character, what message are you trying to convey now using a fat boy?

Anyway, I didn't eat rice last night so no ulam for me, just orange juice and that's it. I had a heavy lunch yesterday, a platter of chicken-pork adobo. No left overs, sorry.

Add:
The people here have noticed it too, so you are palimos po. Where did you get the pictures of these children, and why do you use children as a character? To be neutral? To be the bearer of truth? To be satirical? Or sarcastic? Why poor and fat? I wanna know what's going on in your head, that's all.

?Cleopatra?

Lemon chicken and sorry wala ng natira. ehehehe..

Leinad

pinoy din ako. ang ulam namin kagabi ay inihaw na baboy. ang sarap pare, luto kasi ni mama.

warrior is a child

hahaha i think i know who you are..hehehe where's palimos po?

hahaha napa-dios me tuloy si peste sa yo,hehehe

lov308

crab cakes! yum!

Endanger

Nax! Sorry ka na lang kc I usually don't eat at night. Coffee or milk lang. Char!

duchess914

hmmm....ilabas mo si Palimos!!!.. well, my ulam kagabi is daing...half kinain ko rin kanina kaya bagoong na nmn mamaya..tirhan kita...; P

Pinoyako P

paksiw na bangus belly and rice

SHEMH

I had danggit...you know that? Want some leftover danggit?

Leander

Paksiw na lechon from handa sa binyagan at tirand adobong manok from 2 days ago.

chliff

YA YA YA YA ANG SASARAP NAMAN NG MGA ULAM NYO AKO ASIN LANG. LOL

Lola

you'd better come to my place to eat. i have soup and salad for you . you should eat light at dinner so that you won't get fat. inubos mo ata ang ulam ng mga kapatid mo. do you have to change your shirt or kamiseta many times dahil pawis ka? mag pulbos ka din sa likod mo para hindi ka mapulmonya. o, lagyan natin ng towel ang likod ng shirt mo dahil basang basa sa pawis. ang cute cute mo, pakurot nga! kawawa ka sa akin pag nakita kita. tadtad ka sa kurot dahil malaman ka. ano ba yan? may naaamoy ako. ibaw ba yan? ay pala-u _ot ka pala dahil you're fat.

jan-na~â™¥~ and im luvin it

my ulam was lechong kawali. the lechon was in the fridge for a week already and i prito it.. can you come on our yap party?we're still planning it. maybe 2years from now

Karlo C

Pandesal(masarap pag may kape). Want some?

Robert E

spicy noodle with beef from a thai restaurant. sorry, im fat too, i ate it all!!

Techno

It depends on how you define "leftovers", but I don't think you wanna eat my "leftovers", my filipino brotha.

Lushbabe4ever

Sorry but no more leftovers. I had a seafood stew last night. (--,)

PG_13

lansyaw - actually, this is a favorite meal here in cebu. to those who do not know about our exotic food, you can come and try the taste. it will help enhance your sexual desirness than taking a viagra or any medicine.

p!nk

ano nga ba?? shanghai.. at pesang dalag.. tinik gusto mo?

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