
bakfanlin
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Eat more beans, brocolli, nuts, etc.
Increase the amount of bowel gas and you'll amplify your ... uh,
well, you know. |
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DaveNCUSA
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Sit on a plastic chair. |
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Bean
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I'm not quite sure and that's coming 'From the bottom of my broken fart' - Britney Spears |
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Square Pants
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do it like you mean it..
PEACE =D |
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jimmy
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Learn "chi kung", then when you feel it coming, get the pressure up...so that the force is with you.... |
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©act⊍⊍a®
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Try farting in a karaoke room with the microphone on, directed to your butt of course!
Before that eat more dried beans, baked beans, soya beans, broccoli, cabbage, bananas, whipping cream.drink soda pop, beer, chew gums.
To add oomph, try eating petai or durian, or both.
Don't invite me go singing with you though... |
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man
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use more strength |
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sharkgirl
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save them for when you are in the bath |
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?
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Finally, something YA!Mmy. Omg I am dying of laughter... Like what Cactuar said I guess. lol... |
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Dad's found yer scoo'er
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See http://www.heptune.com/farts.htmlfor tips and hints. |
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¡¡¡ɹɐʍ ǝuolɔ sʇǝl
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eat banana...beside good for your health..also can amplify your fart! |
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FoxHound
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eat bean |
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Ying Ying!!
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hmmm... i dunno relli... |
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Jack Black
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eat all you want |
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dan R
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you are a weird person |
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chin chang p
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Years ago I heard the Japanese invented a bill that can "amplify" your fart and make it smell like fragrance.
Or, better still, eat durian, that'll make your fart smell like D24. |
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bundy
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Eat more Baked Bean. When you feel like coming, stick a micro phone up yours. |
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