How do I irritate a salesman?

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pan_clock

word your questions differently and ask the same thing over and over again.

J Murray

Keep Asking Questions

Beauty&Brains

1. Be a salesman yourself, try and sale him/her something that you don't want and ask a ridiculous price for it.

2. Tell them you have no money, no job, bad credit and you just got out of prison for murdering someone who tried to sell you something.

star_gazer

TELL him your going to buy.WHEN he goes to the car 4 the product lock the front door.---lol lol lol

Twinkie Thief

listen to him and let him go on and on and on.....taking all day....(time is money).......let him spend his whole day convincing you to do nothing.,.....i love doing this with telemarketers.....

dustink4747

try to sell him something back.

The same way any 5 year old kid irritates an adult. Just keep asking "Why?"

happywjc

Why would you want to irritate someone who is there to help you purchase what ever it is you're looking for?? This person is(should be),aprofessional,who will be able to help you with your selection, answer your questions,warrentries,price, while working for sometimes a mere pentance of pay. Unless you just want to be a jerk, be a good customer!!!!!

swimguy0886

Ask him if he's legal. Haha.

cool_clearwater

Tell him you are gay and try and recall what parties you've met him at - hey weren't you the guy in the spandex two piece

beachboy6819

ask everything that he asks but in a diffrent way

Rummie

make him feel wrong

outtacontrol

depending on what he is trying to sell to you... say that you have that thing, and try and sell it to him, using great barginning skills!

dymond

If it's a tele-marketer ask for their phone number and what time they eat dinner They hang up on me when i do that.lol

mwa

keep staring at a spot on his shirt really weird and try to look like you are 'trying not to stare'... like he has something on his shirt. That makes them nervous I hear

Twiggy

Ask for a lot of samples and don't buy from him. ;-)

RU4REAL?

Fight fire with fire...

Try to sell THEM something...(they hate that...)

Hazel T.

ask him to come in and explane his/her item to you then vacume or get something really messy out to eat and be totally disgusting with it oh and maybe fling some food on them that will make them run off!

Roxas

Ask him the price for everything!

Ask him lots of ridiculous pricey questions.

Jessica C

Smile at him when he starts talking, smile some more and after he finally finishes, start laughing.

â™¥ â™¥Be Happiâ™¥ â™¥

That isn't much to go on, are you talking about Salesmen in general, a specific incident, Telemarketers?

Anthonyâ„¢

Why would you want to do that? How would you feel if you worked somewhere and they irritated you?

** But thats you ***

Just ask him a whole bunch of questions and ignore him when he explains the repeat the questions again.

Wish2Travel

Throw feces at him

BEARIAN FINANCE MINISTER $$

if u say salesMAN, then molest him if u r a male..

ay buu buu

cuss him out thats what me and my friends do when one calls they are annoying!!!!

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