Banned For Life
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Disguise yourself as a plastic toy and return yourself to Wal*Mart. |
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Rachel M
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You put yourself in box and tape it up and get someone to ship you there. -.- |
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.meâ„“issa.
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Stand in the corner.
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silva_javier92
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its actually fairly simple you pretend 2 be a hot girl or sumtin and find someone that lives in china dat wats 2 "meet' u and u ask him if he can get u a ticket and if he says yes chaching!!!!!! lmao |
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Jinni
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Get somebody else ticket and passport and disguise like that person.
Well You should expect to get answers to such questions on yahoo answers. |
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Ashley
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swim/walk |
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Hello
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Swim. |
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David
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steel a plain ticket form some one you know that is going to china or stand on a corner of a big city in crappy cloths and beg for money |
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Pornocchio
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cut your arm, slit your throat |
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Rorschach
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Train for about 3 years as a ninja.
Do your research about what flights go to china.
Ninja your way into the airport.
Kill/choke out a few security guards.
Sneak onto the cargo bay of the plane...and wait.
When you get to china.....watch out for the tanks.
...and the smog
and....the lead toys. |
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trek21
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Steal tofu in Chinatown and claim ur Jacky Chan's long lost love child...lol. |
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where is everybody?
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you'd have to take the slow boat to china |
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Wang Z
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To be employed by a Chinese company and ask them to provide your tickets and accommodation. |
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Manchu Royalty
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go work for an international company that has office in China. They will send you over there for business. |
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Matthew P
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Go into your shed, get the shovel. Now go to your back garden. And dig, and dig, and dig.
keep going down till you break a sweat. Swim through the molten lava.
Take an up at the core.
And keep digging till you hit air.
Congratulation your in China for free.
when you are there you may be tired so treat yourself to a red bull.
Be warned it is in chinese look for the famous blue and silver coloured can. |
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Matt
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I think not, but if there is, I would like to know, that'd be sweet. |
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Needle&Thread
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Dig or swim. Good luck. |
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x Lauren L x
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hitch hike good luck |
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yankeesman
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swim |
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Mass Marauder
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How good is your breaststroke? |
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Marie12@3
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You can try going over as a teacher of English. I wouldn't want to be in China with no money. |
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arauca m
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no |
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Ric
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Have someone else to buy the ticket |
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Bethany
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Grab a shovel and start digging, or build a boat and start sailing? I think a shovel is cheaper than wood for a boat, though. |
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Rock Brigade
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Swim. |
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Crystal P
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Go to sleep and dream your there
lol |
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Bored Housewife
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If you have a college degree you could try the peace corps |
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lubbydubbydanca
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be a foreign exchange student...and ask ur school to fund ur trip 100 %...and if they do...bring them back somethng cool...
idk it might work
good luck lol |
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dll72
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put yourself in a box marked china and drop yourself off at the nearest fed-ex drop box |
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♥マジック♥
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Yea.. if you are a high school student you can join a transfer student program... but you will have to check if your county/school provides such programs. You can also join the olympics :D haha jk.. impossible >:O. |
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Annabel
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walk/swim/hitch hike/hide in a crate on a boat |
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