How do you cover up your fart in public?

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|tsme|ah

Fart loud loud & answer whoever that gives you the look...

"Wat? cannot fart ar? you own this place ar?"

gibbonboy - flying moon monkey

Don't.Proudly announce to all who can hear the assault on their nose is down to me.

penny p

put a dryer sheet in your pants

Jedi Sapiens

borrowed your face to cover the sounds

soulsurfer

Keep moving ;)

hushpuppy

lol look to your left and right with a cheeky smile, people would think it's the other person..

but lol i always find a place where nobody is around to pass wind if i could ;-)

adamc44

i keep a straight face and keep walking

Boma E

just look around you as if looking for the person then give a shout and run away from there as fast as you can to prevent being smelt by anyone

deepndswamps

How public?
Most folks fart and average of 14 times a day.
If possible, I try and walk away from a group (in the store, down another aisle and drop it there).
At work, to bad, deal with it.
Let 'er rip!

booyah

if you know "it's" coming try to walk away as fast as you can to the bath room or some open area.

If it's a sudden fart..scream "run for yer life"

additude

walk away so it gets blamed on someone else

Anthony S

blame it on someone else then walk away

powerman

i fart in school and blame it on my partner, also, make a loud sound to cover up the farting noise, u could also take some plastic cover soaps and when u fart, a sweet smell will come, u could also pretend that nothing happened at all

PS: i am a boy

girliemmm

turn around like itw as someone behind you =]
always works for me :}

Geri42

You don't. It's there for all the world to, uh, experience, unfortunately.

Scientific research indeed...

The Snail

just act nothing until u see ppl's face turn sour then u act like just smell the fart.. then walk away

Marcus Paul

flex your asscheeks

MERI KRISMAS

uhuk! uhuk! im coughing... sorrty

Legendary Frog!!

frog never fart

Ryuzaki "L" The KiD

i will say to person next to me.. Wo.. Have you just farted? Haha...

kate

lol , these comments were hilarious.

Gigi the teeth

No eye contact with any people around and look at the people on your right, left or back.

legal_alien247

We alien only fart in discreet understanding that ours is too strong for the earthlings.. lol..

P.S. I'm just an alien... so there.

yitem

well i cover up my fart in public by stucking and try not to FART IN PUBLIC! that's how i DO!!

FART IN PUBLIC! is GROSS and disgusting!

i would slap the perosn if he/she farts in public!

BMW M5

I can't, so i walk to somewhere empty and release it.

Daniel 630

scream he got a gun and when every one ducks you duck to and let it rip like an ak47 then get up and start running.

or just squize you butt really tight and let it out slowly and walk like a pengin and waddle really fast.

PUMBALICIOUS

i don't. i fart like a king!

devora k

a disgusting question polite people don't do things like that

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