I have a fish and i call it Micheal Phelps.. so, how to teach the fish to run faster?

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lim

first you must teach the fish to be a gay fish first.

bean

maybe you should re-name it Eugene Bolt?

lets talk-now w

argh gindy make me crazy

Joe S

Fish don't run, they swim..

Optimus Nate Primalâ„¢

make it run on petrol

J Y

put a bait in front of the fish to guide it to swin faster, not run faster.

Reyna D D

take his shoe off.. it might be heavy.. for the poor fellow..and put a round tank over its head.. fish cant breathe outside water..

what is he doing? 400 meter dash?

Storm

He needs to grow legs to run.. Or he needs a bigger tank to swim faster. Good luck, what kind of a fish is he?

Flying Dutchman

Arrr matey!!! ,,put your fish on frying pan and on the stove harr harr harr

rita

The way I look at your problem, I strongly recommend that you engage the professional service of Gill Singh. He has gill and can swim like a fish.
By the way this Gill fellow is related to the goat lover Singh.

Michael B

if he's not SWIMMING fast than maybe he is not living up to his name...

Honey

hehe
it's Michael Phelps
not Micheal
DUH.

uNcLe MutHu

yelah , now uNcLe MutHu is teaching uNcLe MutHu's christmas tree to sing but how ...

Sex Gun

get the fish to grow strong pair or legs first

mr crocodile

teach it to swim into me mouth

aynãƒ„

"Run Michael! RUNNN!! Run like the wind blows!!", Gindy berkata.

Station One

Yeah I have the same problem too because I have a horse and its name is Usian Bolt

Mrs. Jaimee Harmony OOH

Why not name it Usain Bolt?!

peanutz

You need to feed the fish with katak eggs. Then it can grow legs for you to teach it how to run.

Mega â˜® Peace

Sing Sheryl Crow's "Run Baby Run" song to it.

Fake Bean bin Laden

let micheal bolt telan it alive, then berak it out, after that sure it can run fast fast one

annabelle p

Dangle a female fish in front of him and we'll see if it can't SWIM as fast as it can. Who knows, it might learn how to run in its desire to catch the she-fish ASAP. hehe.

SAJEED For HiRe

Run after him with spoon and fork on your hands.

chipsmore51

buy him/her a pair of nike shoes..
and for sure he'll run like carl lewis.

or

let him to be friends with the road runner
definitely he'll run kaw kaw as fast as lightning
*beep beep*

cÃ¢mÎ¦uflÃ£gÃª

leave it to me .

darkqueen

y u the fish to run faster?

u cannot kejar the fish coz u dun have kaki to run....

so if u dun want to loose it better not to teach it how to run....

kk6644k444

Small matter , let you cook handle it, you just make order...Steam.deep-fry..grill..as long is taste good,the fish " RUN " fast or slow, don't make any difference .

.a.s.p.a.r.a.g.u.s.

Yeeee haawwwk !!!!!

Run babe â€¦RUN !!!!!!

*Fitish *wham *bham !!!!!

Whip the fish along your ride

<hehehe>

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