Wild Bean
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There was once a Dwarf who is a good friend of the Giant. And one day, they went to a pub to drink. After downing many glass of beers, both of them were in high spirit and laughing and talking.
Suddenly the Dwarf spat into the Giant glass. The Giant was shocked and then he told the Dwarf," Hey !!! Don't do that!!!". The Dwarf replied," I am so sorry but I just can't help it".
So they continue drinking and laughing and talking. Suddenly the Dwarf spat into the Giant glass again. The Giant was angry and he boomed out," Hey !!! I told you not to do that !!! If you do it again, I will pull out your ears !!! ". The Dwarf quickly pulled his cap over his ears and said," I am sorry but look, I have no ears now". The Giant laughed and they continue drinking and talking again.
It wasn't long when the Dwarf sudenly spat into Giant glass again. Now the Giant was really mad. He said,"You there. How many times do I need to tell you not to spit into my glass ? If you dare to do that again, I will pull out your wee-wee !!!"
The Dwarf looked up at the Giant and said," I am sorry but to tell you the truth, I don't have a wee-wee". The Giant laughed at the Dwarf answer and both of them continue to drink. Then the Giant was curious and he asked," My friend, if you do not have a wee wee, how do you pee then?
The Dwarf calmly spat into the Giant glass ... For that, the Dwarf was not heard of anymore .... and since now he is appearing in YAM as a chicken and asking for a $10, I will give him the $10 for him to buy a peace offering for the Giant .. |
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Tilly246
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Heck no! He had enough money to buy himself a chicken costume didn't he? |
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metaldude1089
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I would kick him in the face and take all the 10$ bills he got so far. |
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mr crab
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i cubit his buntut |
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VisionQuest
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If the dwarf sang me a chicken song, then yes. |
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jonphillips2730
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only if he danced for me |
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Zee..zzzz....
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No way man!
Not even to cute children wearing that outfit.
Too many beggars nowaday.
If he wants to eat ...I'll buy him food. |
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Reyna D D
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halloween???? would give him RM10 worth candies |
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quikzip7
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not likely |
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Meowzer
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Wow. No. Unless I happened to be purchasing something, such as in a store, and the cashier happened to be someone who matches that description. What a sight that would be. |
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-AmOeBa-
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i would if he needed it but only if I get the answer to my question ---> Y?! |
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K SHINE
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No |
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Mrs. Jaimee Harmony OOH
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I would give 30 sterlings if he dresses like Goliath.=P |
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Mo the Jihadist
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no, I would punch it in the face, kick it in the gut, knock it down and deficate on its beak, |
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www.aliveaquaria.com
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I would kick him. |
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veritas
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Here's $50 Keep the change.
Nice beak :-) |
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Daun Ketum®
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Not if a chicken but definitely a duck. |
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ΨξThere is Peace in Ya!m$eng
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i would give if he is a hot chick |
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SLAYER OF SLAW
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Sk@ter B0y
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Yeah... If i had any.... its outta kindness so what do you expect!??! |
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sugar cane
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at least he is dressed up as a chicken,, he puts effort to make money,,
may be ill give him 5 dollars. if he is sweet and polite. |
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GINDURAS
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i only know ayam hot... |
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handsome
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what does a pygmy chicken want 10 bucks for |
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Maya
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Never, instead i would've ignored it. |
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B r e e z y
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no ~ i will give him a hug instead |
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Station One
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No way... That is not kfc... I want kfc...lol (Influenced by the Taiwanese kfc ads)
Honestly... 10 dollar(>RM 30) is too much... maybe I would give between RM 1-5... I assume that the dwarf put the chicken costume on to make a living... |
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pibroch1234
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No but if a chicken dressed up as a dwarf I'd f*#k it good and hard!! |
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