If a shark told you he's hungry, what would you do?

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¡¡¡ ǝɯıʇ ʍoɥs sʇı

may be I'm drunk......or i'll kept that shark as my pet and make me a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$

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Nate

Hand him a salad

bundy

No matter how hunngry it is, if you are a lawyer, it won't eat you out of professional courtesy.

Ow, my spirit..

pull a knife and tell him im hungry too

♥Hot Guy®™©

If you are the shark, i'll invite you and we'll sit together and dine together... I'd love that

jimmy

A talking shark ? Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! & Ha !

Datuk Seri Man

i will quickly runaway from it

Ringgit

quickly go off

♥ Me ♥

I'll give him $2 to go buy karipap. One for him and one for Me.

Gnelres

bring him to a shark fin soup restaurant

lava_hotty1234

bring him your boss or your annoying co-worker

white_dove0902

i would say : go look for a person named Bummer..more juicy

i would ask him if he would like to go fishing off the cost of japan. little dose he know that the Japanese people eat shark hahahaha >:D and then he will see how quickly the hunter becomes the hunted hahahaha

Fake Bean bin Laden

bring him to a loan shark

Ashlon

I will introduce whole world that I found a talking shark.....wow I will get name as shark finder...

Sunshine

take him to a fine dine..

Carmela999

I'd say "wow, a talking shark" and take off, eh?

yuanyuan

Offer to find sapien for his dinner.

aLeX

I would ask him if he would like my leg or my arm but if he was really polite i woud let him eat my liver and kidneys mm! shark fin soup

mr crocodile

gigit his buntut

wiseman/guru

Point him/her in the direction of fish. They don't eat meat!
Peace.

U_S_S_Enterprise

I`d wonder:

A) how it is that i speak shark, or
B) when this shark learned to speak a language i understood.

Then, i`d invite the shark to join me and visit a fish shop, and treat him to a decent meal. (and ask for any spare teeth, for a cool necklace)

GINDURAS

tell Bono

nhutcheon

Count my lucky stars and find a way to trap him. I just found a talking shark, and am going to be rich.

let him eat him, then at least my life had been of some purpose...

darkqueen

ask him if he wanna share my burger....