If somebody seated beside you farted, what would you do?

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shopaholic

Fart right back

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Well, sadly it depends on the person that did it. My Mimi has low control over her bowels since turning 81...and on Christmas I was sitting beside her on the couch when she let one loose. It smelled horrible like rotten eggs, so I got up and pretended like I was getting something to drink as not to hurt her feelings. When I came back 10 mins later she confronted me and asked if I got up because she farted. I was like "What fart?!" lol. Soooooo I was over my Mimis house a few days ago and she did it again :/ and knowing that she gets embarassed and knows what shes doing I just sat there and secretly held my breath until I almost fainted. But if its a normal, capable person, I get up until the smell subsides then go back and give them a piece of my mind. If its someone I don't know I give them the glare of death.

rain

Depends on the person who did it and on where and if it made any sound or awful smell.

If it was a friend who did that, I would probably laugh or made fun at him or her.

If it was a stranger, well, I would just remain silent act as if nothing happened and if the smell is too unbearable, casually, and without offending the person, get to a safe distance.

k.pryde

..laugh and say "man.. you blew me away!"

Juan C

it depends on the situation and the person as well...
turning away might look offensive, I'd better say, "was that your cellphone? nice ring tone, eh?"...

caito kid

When it is my husband or my kid, I yell: Why couldn't you
do it in the bathroom ? But when my husband gives out a
loud trumpet-sounding fart, can't help but laugh out loud.
Loud farts are not so bad-smelling than the silent but deadly
ones.

When it is done by some anti-foreigner German (who gives
us dirty looks), I say: You have bad breath. (Then i quickly
walk away or change my seat in the bus or train.)

For my bed-ridden father-in-law and others: I will just ignore it. Hold my breath as long as I can. I don't think that they did it intentionally.

Gregg Popovich Approves

I would say "Takte ka amoy kanal"

Ward Cleaver

Extinguish any cigarettes within a ten foot radius.

iscikedelic

My initial reaction is...I always laugh...

Guy

I would consider the situation ridiculous and move on.

Dahumpalayâ„¢

"You burped?"

anna m

Haha! That happened to me one time in High School.

It was the first day of school and suddenly there was this really awful smell that I had to cover my mouth and nose immediately. There was only me and another guy across the aisle and we looked at each other really really long. And he said "I'm sorry" and we laughed :)

Anne C

I'd just be thankful that farts are brought about that way...just imagine if they were burped instead ew

annabelle p

My instinct would be to put a handkerchief over my nose and turn my face away. If possible, leave the place as inconspicuously as possible; no need to embarrass the person.

Mary Magdalene is my mom

i will run away fast

-K-

Nothing.

Fidel Joseph A

nothing. it's none of my business. besides it's his/her way of displaying poor manners.

Kostyan

Cover my nose and mouth with a handkerchief, and after the smell is gone, I'll ask him, what did you eat today?

U+2640

1) hold my breath,

2) immediately cover my nose,

3) give him/her an indirect smirk,

4) leave the scene before i die.

by the way,

is it that fun to emit gas from the anus

with someone around? gee!

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