If you are a movie director...?

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Zee..zzzz....

1- The Rosmah Witch Project
(The Blair Witch Project)

2- 'Crouching Saiful, Hidden Anwar
(Crounching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)

3- The Lords of the Ring- The Return of the condom ring.
(The Lords of the Ring- The return of the King)

4- The Da Najib Code
(The Da Vinci Code)

5- The Chronicle of Malaysia- The Najib, rosmah and the bombed altantuya.
(The Chronicle of Narnia- The Lion, the witch and the wardrobe)

6- Anwar Power - The ex-uniten student who I shagged
(Austin Power- The Spy who shagged me)

Edit: One more....

7 - Bend it like Saiful
(Bend it like Beckham)

Tan Sri Gabby

hahahaha thank u guys u guys gave me lots and lots of ideas to make so i can fill my holiday time...

The Butt Have Eyes (The Hills Have Eyes)

Sodomia (Disturbia)

Fun with Anwar and Najib (Fun with Dick and Jane)

Wrong Hole (Wrong Turn) - Anwar poked the wrong hole

President Evil (Resident Evil) - President of UMNO is Pak Lah.

I now pronounce you Anwar and Saiful (Chuck and Larry)

You don't mess with the Mongolian (You don't mess with the Zohan)

ADD:
Khairy Kong (King Kong)
Parliment Wars Ep.1 - The Najib Menace
Parliment Wars Ep.2 - Attack of the Mongolian
Parliment Wars Ep.3 - Revenge of the Rosmah Mansor
Parliment Wars Ep.4 - A new case
Parliment Wars Ep.5 - The Anwar Strikes Back
Parliment Wars Ep.6 - The Return of Raja Petra.

GiGi

- The Chronicles of Anwar: Prince Saiful
(The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian)

- Million Dollar Saiful
(Million Dollar Baby, now he's rich of telling one lie)

- The Sodomizer: Tomb of the PKR Anwar
(The Mummy)

- Have My Batang
(Meet The Spartans) *sorry quite rude*

- The Gay Guru
(The Love Guru)

- The Lord of the Gays: The Return of the Anwar
(The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King)

- Malaysians Dizzy
(American Beauty)

I don't mean that Mr. A is a gay but I just put it for fun. I like Zeeda's no. 7, Bend It Like Saiful. Muahhahahahaha~~~ Anderson's movies all can win or nominated at Oscar.

aynãƒ„

How about Mongolian Beauty (american beauty)? hehehe

And more.. lemme think;
no country for gay mans (no country for old men)
anwar in love (shakespeare in love)
dances with politicians (dances with wolves)
confessions of a teenage gay prince (drama queen)
the silence of pak lah (the silence of the lamb)
khairribal (hannibal)
the bomb collector (the bone collector)
rosmah in wonderland
rosmah and the king
to kill a mongolian (to kill a mockingbird)
i am gay (i am legend)
sex and the kl city
buttspray (hairspray)
thank you for lying (thank you for smoking)
bridge to parliamenthia (terabithia)
khairy potter and the order of pemuda (order of pheonix)
malaysian gangsters (american gangsters)

aarrgggg!! so much more!!! our politicians really can act lahh!!!!!

United-Devils

saving private najib. (saving private ryan) can ah?

zeeda's answer is quite cute eh. hehe.

Bean

You may recall the quite famous Iban movie 'the sleeping dictionary' starring Jessica Alba, well, now they've done a re-make called 'the sleeping PM'..

emerald_mara85

LOL! :D
I'll try...

Gone With The Bomb (a tragic tale...)

Silence of the Tolls (fantasy of people getting rid of tolls-action)

Tammie

ROFL
hahahahaha~
omg..tears is coming out of my eyes..

This HAS GOT to be the funnies question I've seen so far.
*Star for you*

omg..I cant stop laughing..

Jeffy

^
muahahahahhaha...
you and zeeda make me LOL here..

zeeda : i like no 2 & 3
ander : i like no 1 & 2

ADD :
Legally Gay (blonde)

Stomp the Butt (stomp the yard)

The Devil used Saiful ( the devil wears prada)

Politician, the story of a Humper (perfume,the story of a murderer)

Over her dead body.. starring altantuya.

Along came Saiful (polly)

Anwar the politician, legend of the humper
(the waterhorse,legend of the deep)

Cheekedee

The Politic Plan (The Game Plan)

Return of the Anwar (Return of the Jedi)

My DPM is a gangster (My Wife Is a Gangster)

Fuel World (Water Wold)

Pak Lah Goes to HELL (Jason Goes to Hell)

Sodom is Cinta (Love is Cinta)

LXG â€“ The League of Extraordinary Gaymen ( LXG â€“ The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

BOMB-IT (REMP-IT)

i.GayBot (i.Robot)

Political Holocaust (Cannibal Holocaust)

Mongolian Chick (White Chicks)

Con-Nek Air (Con-Air)

The Butt Raider (The Tomb Raider)

Red Butt (Red Eye)

The Bomber (The Punisher)

Lagi-Lagi Senario Politik (Lagi-Lagi Senario)

Rafidah Tak Harum Sundal Pulak Tu (Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam)

The Lost BN (The Lost World)

white_dove0902

haha ! you guys are hilarious !

Â¡Â¡Â¡É¹ÉÊ ÇuolÉ” sÊ‡Çl

1) akademi dodol (akademi fantasia) (reality show)
- pada sesiapa yg berminat sila ambik ujibakat dulu k..

2) mangkuk di disini (AC disini) (talks show)
-bercerita tntng mangkuk2 yg baru di pasaran

3) i am not bachelor (i am not single) (comedy romantic)
-cerita nie tntng seorang mamat yg nk cari bini

4) jangan tengok lagi (jangan tidur lagi) (talks show)
-sumpah aku tak tengok lagik!

5) hutang or not hutang (deal or not deal) (quiz show )
-pengacara>ah long
-peserta > sesiapa sahaja yg tak dak modal

6) galak sih! (galaksi)
-gosip yg galak2

7)meloddd eeee (melodi)
-layanzz

8) atuk the explorer (dora the explorer) (cartoon)
-bersama atuk membantu rakan-rakan seperjuangan di hutan2

9) paklahbob squarepants ( spongebob squarepants) (cartoons)

10) aku bukan aku (anakku bukan anakku) (sinetron)
-cerita ini tentng seorang pesakit mental yg tidak mengaku dirinya sendiri..apa kehe!

11) bawang besar bawang apa? (bawang merah bawang putih) (comedy sinetron)
-cerita nie sorang jer belakon..lol!

lets talk-now w

zeeda and anderson..thats hillarious...its can be the best movie in history ..i will watch it at any price if this type of movie can be release in any cinema in malaysia..i will go there.

â˜… Cik Yaya â˜…

now im laughing like a crazy woman~!! ahahhahahah!!!
anderson, i love no.1, 2,7,8....

Jangan main blakang haaa...hahahhaha....

Zeeda's, i love the last one..
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LOL to Lego Bebeh!
Khairy potter and the order of pemuda LOL!!
so creative la u ppl...