sweet water
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If you don't defrag my hard drive, I will delete your favorites, send nasty emails to all your contacts, and post answers with objectionable contents to Y!A. Then I will change your passwords, make your 360 profile open to the public, and start a troll account. Don't forget I can also undo some of your bank payments. Please do something with the spyware popups, I'm tired of them. And wipe my screen clean. |
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...so thats how it is...
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it would probably say stop moaning at me why don't you try being a computer its not that easy you know can you do 6 million things at once and if you don''t stop moaning i will auto email all your secrets to the World thats right the whole World mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha im an evil laptop mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... |
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Inday
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"Quit pounding on me. And get a manicure soon. And please be careful with those stuff you call food. It's all over me and I don't eat. And can you please just talk with one person at a time on YM? My screen looks cluttered all the time. And go to sleep earlier. I can't stand anymore being up till 5:00AM every night!" |
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jan-na~♥~ and im luvin it
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oh no.. i keep a diary in my laptop. but my laptop is trustworthy coz i have a password for that file. haha.
ok, if it were a person he would probably tell me to buy a photo album cuz i got lots of pictures saved in it. |
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Ginny Wanderer
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get me a better name....
Com'on... a LAP-TOP? You can do better than that. |
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Sittle
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Yesus Christo?!! |
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Mutya P
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Well, all I can say is Hey, you again? How long will you be here? I am tired already. I am sick and tired of your corny messages. Come on, give me a chance to rest. You're only waisting your time, money and energy here. Do something else. Goooooooooo! |
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Kat
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would you please stop fingering me!! im getting tired! |
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Sexy No More
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My laptop named Tosh might yell at me:
"Why are you so trying hard to be an FHM model? I'm sick and tired of your photos! Please, leave me alone before I have a hard disk break down!"...
lols! |
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x♥Huni♥x
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It would say to me -'keep out of those dodgy websites so I don't get 60000 viruses again! And download some good music for once!' lol it's cute my lap-it's got star stickers all over it so me and my sis can tell them apart! |
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SmileeSuzyy
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it would say "take me to computer fun" or i'll block yahoo answers!!"
And i'll obey. so let it play with it's friends ad i get Y!A |
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stilettofan
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Can you please get a life!!!! |
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Black Hat
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"Hey, babe you're wife use your laptop few minutes ago, she visited the following website, Friendster, MySpace, FHM, Playboy, and many others. She also went to eBay and order some dildo. And she uses this credit card number, I think its under your name. She also ask me to open your mail which I did it, and she read all of it."
wink-wink |
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Joe
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"stop poking me" |
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Cher
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Give me a break.. |
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Stupidiot
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It'd try blackmailing you. |
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Ravenâ„¢
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... lucky ******.. |
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amandaxdoreen
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it would tell me to get off of myspace so much..
then it would threaten my life =0 |
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xDreamahx
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if i was a computer i would say stop touch me why do u like to touch my keyboard for |
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R.A.
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WTF.. |
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