Nicholas .
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stop poking me! and stop spitting saliva on me! you should try being me for a day! |
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©actâŠâŠa®
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"You've got to stop sitting on your butt yamming the whole day. Get out there and make some friends. Nobody ever calls you. Pathetic!!" |
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beachbum
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"learn how to text lady" |
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Ryuzaki "L" The KiD
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"Tell you what, i hate your voices" |
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DATUK K
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...u sengkek.... buy lah new hp....my cover oredy lost,,,u use rubber band....to tie the battery...so stingy... |
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lets talk-now w
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hey hold me nicely..u drop me more than 5 times a day...i will sick and die lar |
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jimmy
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" Hi! I am [NOKIA... SONY....ERIC...] talk to me ! " |
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Boon Q
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Hey man, I am on fire. |
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hepi♣dva
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hepi's mobile phone: Hey, look! ...It's your crush calling!
hepi: Who's that calling?!!
hepi's mobile phone: It's mr crab!!! It's mr crab!!!
hepi: Hello darling crab... I've been waiting for your call the whole day :)
caller: Who's crab?!! It's me!! Bean!!
hepi: Ehhhh handphone!! Why u sabo me arrrr!! U will kena from me!!
The next day, hepi bought a brand new female handphone to 'partner' with her cranky male handphone...
^The End^
*Peace*
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★ Cik Yaya ★
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Thank you Yaya for using me for 4 years without any damages, and the best thing u never change the battery!
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anderson
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i ll tell the phone to say i m busy when ever a sales person or insurance agent call up |
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♥ Me ♥
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Why do you always use me when you have a house phone ?? And can you stop talking so much ?? |
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gerardterranova
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i love u |
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ΨξThere is Peace in Ya!m$eng
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my microphone is full of your saliva! |
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Square Pants
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would you please charge me??? im dying...
(always forgot to recharge my cellphone)
PEACE =D |
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annabelle p
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"I'm bored. Here I am sitting all the time and you don't even notice me. huhuhuhu..."
I seldom use my cellphone. I just keep it in case of emergency. Poor cellphone. |
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Baby girl!
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Mine would say, "Hey! I am callin' " or "Helloooooo, someone's callin you!" It would be funny. |
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Tan Sri Gabby
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STOP DROPPING ME!! |
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