What's the funniest Filipino surname you'd ever heard?

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morzky

Actually I do have a classmate in high school named Deogracia Natata and Jacqueline Taa , though they are both nice and shy type their surname really stinks a lot , can you imagine how our room smells when they are both present, just kidding

tranquil

Plenty of surnames with Dima- (Cannot-be), such as

Mr. Dimagahasa (translation: Mr. Cannot-be-sexually-forced).

agua dulce

I had an officemate before whose name was AnitaLinda Batungbakal and yeah you guess it right, people were calling her Annie Batungbakal (remember the disco queen?)...altho her real nickname was Nalin. And it didn't help any that she was really from Frisco (San Francisco del Monte, QC)...poor sweetie!

gheiD

BA-YAG (schoolmate from highschool)
LIBAG(schoolmate from college)

still remember it kse funny nga e...

Shienaran

Actually had a classmate in grade school whose surname was Macabaleg-oten, I kid you not.

Net

I had a teacher whose surname is Tagapulot.

sweet water

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I once had a classmate whose surname was Tinio, by itself not really a funny nor unusual name, and whose first name was Teresita, a very common name in fact. At roll call on the first day of class, the teacher called out loud "T. Tinio!" and we almost died laughing.

I think Gasan would be funny name, but only if you're Patti, don't you think.

bAbY_Gurl26^

I overheard a couple of girls (csrÂ´s of globe telecom) and they were talking about a certain Mr. Labatiti, was really funny but I had to keep it to myself, I had a classmate in highschool, the name was Balitaan and then a girl named Joy BagongGahasa (her name goes quite well with her last name, donÂ´t u think??)...lol!

Peace....

nena aka NENA

my biology teacher - miss candelaria bangungot...an old maid to the core who couldn't stand our giggles as she discussed human reproduction with carefully-chosen words right out of webster's overly-modest dictionary...prude!!!

uct

Lumukso
Pikitpikit
Likoliko
Bala
Bubuli

These were surnames of former classmates.

moonlight lady

there's a nun in my high school whose last name was camumot

Antiloser

Well dahling, I've encountered a guy with a surname Tiniklong and of course Cesar Montano's, Manghilot or was that Manghihilot.

TuckingFypo

Sugod
Dimalanta
Dimaunlad
Kamatis
Sabado
Linsangan
Nasilawan
Baloloy
Pokpok
Nakaya

these are the surnames of my classmates.
and this are my middle name:
Magtibay

sheerâ™¥black

When my sister was in college, she had a classmate with the surname "Puque" (pooh-keh). The teacher once joked in the class by calling her name repetitively during an attendance check, though she was just right in front of her! Crazy professors... lol. There was also an episode in the documentary show "Eye Witness" where they featured odd Filipino surnames. One guy they interviewed was Mr. "Cagandahan" who had a girl classmate in college, Ms. "Caguapuhan". The reporter said it could've been more interesting if they ended up together.

pingnavarro

Dimalanta
Dimaano (my high school classmate)
Panti
MadlangAwa
Madlang Bayan
Salagubang (my officemate)
Atis (my opfficemate)
Rich Pobre (my college classmate)

2bme

what about Labatete?? The first time I heard it I couldn't stop laughing.

KrisB11

"Bayag" - my schoolmate

"Dimaregla" - College

"Kabigting", "Sipit", "Macahilig" "Yutuc"

Blondie

actually... natata was mine so..........................

tisya

bolatete and de regla,the latter is a guy.imagine how he gets embarras during rollcall.

liv

In grade school, one of my batch mate's surname is Panti. One time, she had an award and was called unto the stage and everyone was teetering. Poor girl.

Just this last summer, walking through Sagada we found a politician's campaign poster. It says "Vote!!! Maday-a for Congressman..." Hehe, ayaw ko nga!

roche_leonor

Dimagiba (can't be broken down)
Bagaybagayan
Dimasupil (can't be beaten)
Manlangit

sophie_dfuss

my housemate works in a car rental service center and then a messenger came one day to pick up some important documents. she asked for the name of the messenger, the guy said, "i'm Johnny" then she asked back, "your surname please?"

the guy took out his ID and handed into her, the guy said "here is my company ID, please get my surname"
the guy's surname?! ---->PECPEC

THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

Boston Mark

This is not a Filipino name.......BUT ......there was a fire chief in Key West Fla. His name was Bum Farto. I kid you not.

doktorangbaliw

Dimagiba
Ting

My dad knew a guy whose last name was Sepulcurero or something like that. I think there's a town somewhere where their surnames are like Kabaong (Coffin) and the like.

Mike's Girl

not quite funny but really unusual - Aranzazu Nacu (a classmate in grade school)

Elisaldo Salcedo (a college friend) - nice name really but with a nickname like "sal" to go with his last name, hmm, i'd rather not say. LOL

**this is the real me

djchris_98

well here are some surnames of my friends from High School (James Logan HS, Union City, CA)
-Dimapasoc
-Ditico
i had a teacher, his name was Jack Cole (jakol-or for non understanding filipinos-it means masturbate)

Karlo C

I heard these:
Lek-Lek.
Bentot.

meekaila

Tarugo-She's my high school teacher. (Sr. Tarugo)
Sibolboro- classmate in college.
Matibag-my college professor

Candy

I have an officemate who's maiden name was Datingguinoo.Ãœ

â„¦ allan y

i have a classmate in cebu surnamed galolo.

galolo means masturbating in cebuano.

$Sun King$

Poon

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