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namewee,
Fish leong,
Dog Tan,
Tuna Singh (chinese bad word tiu-nia-sing),
Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Michael Tan (Cantonese) - sell chicken eggs |
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Bean
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There was a pair of twins at my school named Peter Ness and Andrew Ness, nothing so funny about that you might think.
But it was so funny during registration as their names were called out "A. Ness and P. Ness"
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Malayan Tiger
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Malay - Kulup
Indian - Kunji Raman
Chinese - Kam Lan Ciau
English - Dick Tracy |
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missusisk
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well my mums new married name is Tina Fish (tin a fish)
we once knew a girl called storm crow wolfe and my husband was in a class with a girl called Red and her middle name was Amber then her mum re married and their last name became Green (red amber green hee hee) |
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Beth Z
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Well let's see: Apple, Seige, Sage, Quineius, and those are just weird celeb names. |
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Spaceman Africa
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My mate and I changed our names after a few drinks. My mate is Crazy Horse Invincible and well, you can see what my name is. |
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floozy_niki
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Kelly Koh Kah Keong.
That's 4Ks in a name.
He's a guy and his name is Kelly. |
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j b
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Phinneus |
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jeremy s
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Funny name.
I have a freind, his moms name is
Anita Beaver :) |
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I.K
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Herbreet. Thats a girl! |
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TimeHasCome
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Maximilian, Cassevonrie, Cartetious... |
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-conviventia-
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the bear. |
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♦Chimera Meerkat♦
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LOL so many, especially those English adopted names by Chinese.
There's 1 China guy named Alphonso Alexander (Surname),
Sounds pretty normal right?
Funny part he can't even pronounce it properly always reading it as "Ah-fuu-Oh Ah-eek-lan-der". It brought the class down everytime, esp during orientation & beginning of class semester.
Those India lecturers, alway tried to correct him. Everytime ended up more funny.
Other funny guys names - Monday, Pinky & Telephony.
For girls - Piggy & Vagina. |
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Galpal_darkmagic
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Mishca |
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fizze_dizze
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Mesin Bisin |
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thegirlwholovedbrains
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Those people who just named their kid Superman but plan to call him 4Real.
A guy here in town that owns "Peed Plumbing"
A dentist in the area named "Dr. Payne" |
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peanutz
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Came across a family name, Coffin, in the west. |
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TheBear? (VIP?)
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Well, I was on a roll call for a Taekwondo exam once, and while announcing the name of students, I got a shock of my life when I had to call out a student's name "Ng Thiam Fcuk" (of course, in the name, it is spelled F U C K"...
How weird could that be? I pity him for his parent's ignorance of using such names for their child... even though it may be 'Fook' (good luck?), but it was spelled in romanized characters... |
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miss5miles
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Some Chinese with English names.
- Fish, Apple, Gigi and so many.
Then just a few days ago in Sabah's newspaper, i read about this man who was born in 16 Sept 1963 and his father named him Malaysia. Real name Malaysia bin Tambi . Hehe.. his father's a real patriotic. |
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azayi1
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syairul bariah -- "in arab it mean sejahat2 manusia"..
AQ is it true? |
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G I N D U R A S
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ginduras, guntaie, loguhod, gontolu and soo many others... |
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GaL Hairi
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alan dick |
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