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Purple Tactics

-A jeepney driver that doesn't stuff his vehicle with too many passengers so the people can have a "comfortable ride".
-A Manila cop finds 2 million pesos worth of drug money and reports in his precinct that he found 2 million pesos worth of drug money.
-You call the cable company in Manila and you agree upon a date and time when the cable installation is to take place... that date and time arrives and the cable guy shows up on time!
-You tell the butcher at the palengke that you want 1 kilo of pork with no fat in it... he gives you a kilo of pork with no fat in it!
-You flag down a taxi and you tell the driver that you're in a hurry... the taxi driver takes the SHORTEST route and drives carefully as well!
-You buy a 20 kilo bag of rice from the supermarket. You get home and weigh the bag... and it's exactly 20 kilos!!!
-The Jollibee/McDonalds cashier did not put any ice in your softdrink cup, but you still get your drink ice-cold!
-The currency exchange rate goes down in favour of the Philippine peso and Malacanang does not take credit!
-During the Gloria's impeachment trial, a senator-judge asks GMA whether or not she used government money on her last presidential campaign... she replies with "I did, your honor."

heartburn

if my 500 pound wife looses half of her weight.

KhK

1 honest politician.

Mickey the zombie

anne cs pea size tarugo

Percy A

if john mccain won the presidential election lmao

Anne C

an honest politician
a principled lawyer
a lenient accountant
an artistic math wizard
a yapper without eyebags

annabelle p

Ba**io L*ss resurrected.

Sm*le suddenly going MU with the pirate of the Philippine Seas.

JH finally tying the knot with whose HAND.

J*ngbong forgetting his zzz....beer....line.

Ar*f with a damsel in distress.

Bor*t migrating to the Philippines permanently.

Peace and harmony to all YAPpers.

babyblueboxerbriefs

PGMA stepping down from her post. LOL.
That or the CPP-NPA stepping forward and releasing a statement that they support PGMA.

Republika Ng Pilipinas

if i wake up and and a guy said he was my husband. i'd cry!!

The way people scream and run when I wake up and walk into the front naked. Where's my coffee.

pero_102

it's hard when a person knows ahead what others are thinking before they even do it.

Jai Hoâ„¢

if one day i just woke up with a perfect body that i desired...

Jongbong (ì¢…ë´‰)

zzz...

If oil prices drop to P10 per liter!
If the peso-dollar exhange rate is $1 = P2.00
or...
I stop drinking.

hmmm... beer... zzz...

Natalie( Obama 2012 )

if my boyfriend stops being a jerk :]

Bhuwisit

If I woke up and realized that most people in YAP are actually at least semi well-adjusted.

BANANA

If I see someone crave and eat the BANANA peel than the meat.

little squee

shake rattle and roll... the musical

Clarisse

When I was travel in 2 out of the countries.Last February when my mom told me the ticket for Singapore was already booking and that why last May I'm going to Singapore accompanied with my mom and my aunt to visit with my cousins there.Last September when my Australian visa was approved and I'm going in Australia last October accompanied with my mom and my other relatives to visit us with the rest of my relatives there and last week I'm going back here in Manila after 3 weeks in vacation in Australia of course I'm really enjoyed it to travel in the out of countries and this is my birthday and an advance Christmas gifts that I had and this is my most memorable experiences of all my life

CHOCO CRUNCHIES

Sponge Cola (you know, the Filipino band) singing in my frontyard!

..."ang puso...iaalay sa laban! kapalit ay tagumpay!"

Juan C

when I receive a mail that contains a million dollar check...

Jacinto Luis

If NASA's rover will call home after that long Martian winter freeze.

_smile_'s Kometa of Biga-a

A surprise party!!!

LOL :) I am so excited!!!!

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