What if God has an answering machine?

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annabelle p

I will try again and again and again until I get a connection to God. It is like in real life, when you pray and ask God for something, you can't expect Him to answer your prayers right away. You just have to ask again and again until He gives you what you ask.

Indychen

Then you'll know for sure, that God too has kept pace with the changing times, and coolly turned 'net-savvy' !
...And what if the machine also tells you, " Sorry, all angels are busy now, so please remain on hold, or go instead to Hell" ?!
:-))

papars

It would be full of unanswered messages !!!

shirley g

I would mostly be pressing 1, as, not too many will be using that line.

yeman

Maybe will God designate Bruce Almighty to answers all the on-line(e-mail & mms) questions. While Evan Almighty shall take care the snail-mails.

jongbong

zzz... i'm so sorry God, i dialled the wrong number. i thought this is the pizza delivery hotline. hmmm... beer... zzz...

Rode|ette Û©

i will press 5....

to end this call press 5
or simply hang up ( " _, )

Cher

if the angels are too busy to talk to me i'd request for a return call..or press 4..

james c

Then leave him a message!!!

Faith's_Fate

Well i hope it wont happen hehehe ....................................

pero_102

lol! nice "ifs" question.

the quran states "God does not change the condition of a people until they first change what is in their heart".

God has unlimited capacity to give, it's only us who have limited capacity to receive.

God really has an answering machine, but i'll contact him thru His cellphone na may cam, tayo lang ba ang high tech? hoho!

and i am not asking for anything, i am reporting for duty.

eezy_jex Â®

Yappers, send me e-mails ..... Pao, you already know my number .... prayers will be sent immediately.

Juan C

life would be miserable!!!

agua dulce

I'd just keep on dialing till a live angel answers. Sooner or later, my prayers will be heard.

Wack0

Then THE TELEPHONE COMPANY will be multi billionaire

MaLdiTa

I'd dial 0 for the operator and asked to be put on hold for the next available angel...hehehe

Aref H4

I will most certainly break down and cry. (Sob!)
And I so much wanted to hear His voice!!

diana

that's why we are so lucky because God has no answering machine....all we need to do is pray from our heart and He is always there to listen, to give solutions to our problems, and to help us endure our endeavors...

windblown

Most of the times, the phone will only get number 4.

If the angels are busy and would request us to pray, back to my answer above.

Cheers.

nickson faction

The Angels are never too busy.
They only out number the grains of sand on every beach..
Im sure one would be available.

Mary Ann

If God has an answering machine, surely the Devil will also make one that steals some of the calls. It will sound very much like God's answering machine. Then that Diverted-to-Devil version, unknown to the caller, will never be busy (he will make sure you are attended to ), will sound more attractive, will feel more holy (he will make sure he will create that aura and feel).

Be careful.

â„¦ allan y

hehe. that would make me laugh.
you made my day.

katrina_097

It would be great but then i think i would be busy always...of course many people would call that hotline...but i wish it could be real...

â˜ºflipâˆžflapâ˜»

im hoping that they can provide in cellphone too.
wala kameng telepono.

bang!!!

PG_13

not need to dial it. wherever you are, god will always listen you.

BlackHat

I'll press all the key from 1 - 9 to 0 for operator, who do you think will be the operator?

ryke

i will wait for the beep... and will record a message.

yeekatoox â„¢

i'll press 5 n' leave a message,

' love u poh c: '

â™¥wildflowerâ™¥

what a great question Pao! i'd press 4 most of the time. and if the machine tells me that all angels are busy, then i'd call back again.
would it be nice to talk to angels?

jared g

they already have that,dont they??

fightingstatue

its called jesus

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