
GarisHalus
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get her the most similar / identical cat from the nearest Pet Shop ... if she said ... her cat look a bit strange or act strange ... just said "biasa la .. lama tak jumpa" .. :-) |
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Ying Ying
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kucing ko? sudah mati lor... |
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anita
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when u were on holiday ur cat became very sick I'm sorry but the cat is no longer alive. There was not much that I could do I made the cat as comfortable as possible, it did not suffer. I'm very sorry. |
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The Frog!!
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sorry, ur cat try to rape me, so i have to kill it.
but, do not worry, coz i already buy some dildo for the cat
=) |
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s7evens
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your cat kirim salam.. |
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Tan Sri Gabby
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put them under ur tyre, then u show them n say that the cat ran out and the car hit it |
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yippie
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uhh no comment..i know you hate cat..you hate me community..you hate me..you hate me.. |
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Bean
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Put the blame onto HushPuppy she hates cats
hehe.. |
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hushpuppy
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ghee next time you can go for holidays without worrying about your cat. she's happily living in heaven now
your cat was adorable, God decided she would be a good company... |
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meeramasliza
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say the truth..... if you lie to your friend, you will not happy until the end of the world... your friend will not mad at you... just sad.. that is the best thing that you must do okay? |
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amy
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your cat tastes like chicken =) |
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yanar89
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Hmmm.. agree with Gemok hodoh.. But, u can just tell her.. finally, the pest gone for good.. u can save RMs by not buying food and accessories for her.. u dun hv to worry about allergies too.. and asthma.. I am sooo sorry.. Ajal dah sampai.. Lets look at the bright side.. |
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Puan Sri kiki. lala
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haha
i agree wif GH...
very brilliant answer ho~
ahahahaa!
'biase la lame xjumpe..' wahhahaa-->lawak gile dowh.. |
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Wild Bean
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If it is a tomcat, you tell your fren it went looking for girl cats at the neighbourhood and was knocked down by a car while chasing one ... and its body was squashed beyond recognition ....
If it is a girl cat, you tell your fren it misses its master so much that it run away from your house the moment you open the door and till todate, you cannot find it ...
If it is a neutered (like me) cat, you tell your fren it was a lazy but big eater and it died of heart attack after giving it some pork ...
If it is a transexual cat ... dunno lah cuz never came across one lah .... hehehe ... maybe Froggy knows ... |
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foreveryours1311
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"um, i'm really sorry,(his or her name here) but your cat died because of it's heath problems. i'm really sorry." |
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Misyie Aisu
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guess where your cat went?she's up in heaven now |
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TheAbo SBH
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Buy a new cat that almost similar to her cat and apologize and say you're already buy her the new one. |
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King Tweety!!
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its that nasty frog's fault!! |
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GiGi
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The cat ran off with her prince cat and started a new life out there. We shall bless them. |
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aynツ
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put the dead cat in front of her house...tell her that he ran away by himself n that u're already tried to stop him but to no avail...
sorry i always refer a cat as 'he' coz i have 2 male cats. |
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Daun Ketum®
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Thanks for the cat, I was really hungry. |
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