What is the pick-up line a man should never use on a woman ?

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Lex N

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Brenna R

(1) I'm an astronaut and my next trip is to Uranus.
(2) Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.

justkrisi

You have nice legs.....What time do they open. LOL YUCK! sorry!

Gnelres

guy: hey, you're pretty!
girl:(suprised and feel flattered) really?
guy:yeah, pretty ugly!!haha

The Beth1000

do you know the way to the gun show?(flexes musles)
are you tired? (because you've been running through my mind all day)
did it hurt? (when you fell from heaven?

Jon

I have a perfect one:

Hey, i might not be the hottest guy here, but i'm the only one whose talking to you.

Matthew M

"MMmm...always had a thing for mature women, and your wrinkles make me solid like a rock."

seaotters92

omg today someone messaged me on facebook.

do u like math? lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

EWWWWWWWWWWW

bean

"Hi, you remind me of Mike Hunt"

flamecuber

all of them

Mp M

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
(yetch!)

mr crab

nice tittes

MnM

I see your my present, can I open you???

goatslunch

Do you come here often, or , how do you like your eggs in the morning.

Hardik G

"Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants
General reaction this line would be
Pants quickly move in the opposite direction, followed by a no-look, over the shoulder middle finger thrusted into the air.

Jesse

Well everyone tell me this is gay and will never work but its actually worked for me so here it is. That outfit would look great on the floor next to my bed.

liz.

Are those space pants? because your *** is out of this world...

i mean come on...

Datuk Seri Man

don't talk about lustful thing lah

Kavya

I get an erection when I look at you.

Nonya Buisness

Hi i am a nice sensative guy who loves you for who you are and need to beat someone to a pulp to prove my manliness.

ned_diddley_flanders

"Hey baby, don't say maybe. Come sit on my face and make some gravy"

gabrielsmama22904

did it hurt ? what ? falling from heaven cause your an angel

Burford Bigelow

"Are you as good as your mama?"

bundy

Sould never use on a women,....... I love you the first time a lay my eyes on you, you remind me so much of my late wife.

Should USE on a women.............. Look at my watch, it is a magic watch, it is telling me, you are not wearing any panties, If yoou are, then it is an hour fast.

just me

the cutest ever....A 7 year old boy walked up to me at a rodeo and int he sweetest country accent asked me "Are you from Tennessee?" looking at his innocence and smiling i leaned down and said "no honey, why do you think im from Tennessee?" and he goes "cause youre the only 10 I see!" I cracked up. it was hilarious but soooo cute!!

Wtfcats

*wearing lucky lager shirt*

Feelin Lucky tonight?

Want some Lucky in you?

I got Lucky in me, how about you try it out

variants of the above

BEST PICK UP LINE EVER, but should not be used.
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
I use it on my friends when I want something :)

SysAdm

I fell in love with you first time I saw you!

...And that's supposed to make you believe he never fell in love, and you are the only special girl. unimaginative....

y n

the line that he has tried over and over and it just doesn't work.

brittanyisdetermined

did you fall from the sky..bc youre an angel. actually thats the cutest and the pickup line that guys should use

ElsieVivid

Did it hurt falling from heaven? Because you look like a true angel.

NEVER ever use tacky, sick pick up lines. Turns a girl right off.
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