hepi♣dva
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I was in a cinema..
Wanted to scratch my left arm... Accidentally scratched the arm of the guy sitting on my left.. Oh boy! He was with his girlfriend sumore!!
Uwacks! |
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DATUK Ketam
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tis is a true story..
..i am short sighted..
...so one day i nie not wearing my glasses...during my Uni days..we always have group discussion forming a circle with the lecturer in the centre when discussing on our models of our building designs....so one day...i was very late...i was the last..i just rushed in and stood behind a fren and in order to see clearer i put my arms over his shoulder and my hands fall over his chest.....buttttttttt....my fingers clasp over somethg soft....
..to my horror its not him its her....and the whole class was watching....(she sported very short hair)...i immediately walk away...maluuu sehhhh....
..to cut the story short...the class took it as a joke...and laughingly blame my lady classmate to dress up more ladylike...and they actually gave me a pair of glasses for my besday...but i did apologise by giving her some chocolates and cakes... |
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Tomi
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Jumped on a stranger's back and yelled "piggy, piggy" in German. Thought it was my friend... |
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white_dove0902
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it was during puasa month and i went to buka puasa with my friend (who is a malay). All the malay people we all seated with their food and drinks on the table waiting to the time. I too ordered my drink. And as my drink came i slumber only started to drink. Then suddenly i saw, all eyes were looking at me. Then i faster told my friend" eh sorry la, sorry" i never wait for you..hehehe...malu only...
yeh ! wats with the thumbs down? |
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Bean
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let mr singh stay at my house for one month (I can still smell the goats) |
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Crazy Horse
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Made my neighbor's daughter pee her pants in my driveway when I scared the living he!! out of her for Halloween. I thought she knew that it was me. Oops.
There's more, but I'm saving those for other questions. |
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Maz
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kissed the wrong guy and had a child with him |
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mr singh
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yes with goat |
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Optimus Nate Primal™
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looking for all spark |
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GINDURAS
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hoi!!!! im not a gay |
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Arraaghhhh...!!!
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I caught a biawak about 2 feet in lenght, that week I happen to buy a pair of Nike shoe, I tied a red tali raffia onto the biawak and the tali was about 20 feet in length and placed the biawak into the shoe box and put it into the supermarkets plastic bag then placed it on the public phone in busy street. In a few minutes later somebody came and open up the box, guess what the biawak crawled on that fella’s body and ran into a supermarket, with the raffia attached you can easily see what it goes, everybody was jumping and shouting, an amazing scene. |
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pinkheh
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Once I threw one of those small pumpkins at a middle aged man's behind. He was bending over to pick something up and I threw the pumpkin as hard as I could at his bum. He got startled and yelped. I was a dumb kid, so I ran away giggling.
Another time, me and a friend were at the super market and we decided to throw hot dogs at random people in the store. People got upset but we ran away before we got caught. |
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¡¡¡ ǝɯıʇ ʍoɥs sʇı
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none |
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Square Pants
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too many to listed down.. lol
PEACE =D |
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ΨξThere is Peace in Ya!m$eng
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become a god! |
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michael c
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i dont know. |
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♥ Shoot Me If You Can ♥
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I ko ketai luncit forgot wear kain patik. Chicken all run cross road. Mati kana langgar. |
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Daniel B
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answer this question |
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