tugga.monkeyz
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i slept with ur mom |
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happy
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we can't be together anymore, i just decided to take a job with the foreign legion as a dancer-entertainer for the elderly in 3rd world countries. it's been real. |
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jd
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Dear Fart Smeller,
I have been informed by the Dr that I am dying and I don't want to be a burden to anyone so I am going away. Have a good life. |
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Avory
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I love you....but i'm not IN love with you. |
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10K.BC
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It's not me, it's you... |
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Johny
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A note. Such a cowardly way to go about it. |
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Mutya P
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Marry me first before sex. If not, bye! |
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Diamond
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dont ever break up over the phone or text or email. they DESERVE a good breakup. |
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nang.amie
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I got to go now, my lover is waiting. |
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BBN
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i hate you! your fart stinks. don't wanna see you no more! |
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Juan C
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I'm tired with you... |
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holeemel
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One of my boyfriends broke up with me in a text message. I thought that was pretty bad and cowardly. |
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this is a hold up (freeze)
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its not you its me..... |
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Phoenix
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You smell like a sour milk and you turned me into a cottage cheese. I can't handle this anymore. |
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I'dStillPreferNoName
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It's not You, It's me. Don't Hate me.
You can find better person. |
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yuanyuan
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It's over. It's been over for a long time. |
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Sam Gamgee
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"I'm sorry but you were really not the woman I fell in love with. You look different. I never realize you are this ugly until I got sober." |
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GINDURAS
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pangako sa yo! bye..bye... |
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DungeonMistress
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the post-it from sex and the city: i'm sorry. i can't. don't hate me |
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kamagong
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It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the memories. |
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gtspot1
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Your t*ts are ugly and your c*nt stinks |
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blissformoney
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leave her for her sister |
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expatturk
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Say you are married and intend to stay that way. Too bad, so sad. |
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bigb1562
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i was drunk, it was dark, and i didn't know it was your sister. And dont worry the baby wont come between US |
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Taren
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online..thats so stupid |
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Kristen
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he has one of his friends tell you he wants to break up or he texts you and says, "I hope we can still be good friends." |
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The Queen of Hearts
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I cant do this...... on your anniversary
woopsies |
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Mary Jane Watson
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You smell like cabbage. It's over. And no, I don't care that we've been together for 7 years. |
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