What should you do if you fart in an elevator ....?

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Emil Alexandrescu

Yell to the other one:
- What?! Like you never fart, you stupid AH!

mickkooz

Turn to that person and say "please excuse me". That would be the proper thing to do.

Jedi Sapiens

easy fart silently and control it and release it slowly so that it will not produce sounds but only smell

World

hey,,theres only one person ..really no big deal.."I am so sorry" or "Ooppps ..please excuse me"...Afterall this spontaneous combustion is a natural thing.I am sure even we ladies do it at home in front of our family openly withoout the least being embarrased.
Theres really more to life to worry than a tiny,natural bodily function,Yes i know the smell..but that's beyond our control sometimes.

anderson

play stupid.. hehe

LeoL

Stare at him/her sternly and say 'Manners!!!!'

Melissa.

giggle.

sarah the cat's mummy

i cover up my nose with hand, do that yucky face...and just say...urghh....(as if i'm SOOO not guilty of it!)

exqli

Apologize and wipe the sweat from your beet red face.

new_once

Send out warning first.

Excuse me, I am going to fart, sorry can't hold any longer.
Poooooooooo......

â™¥haggisbasherâ™¥

Look around as if trying to figure out where the noise came from!!

SillyRabbit...

i did that the other day...it was really embarrassing, but I had to say excuse me, because you could hear it...if it was a silent fart i probably wouldn't say anything.

george

freak out, you already farted and emberrased urself, why not take it a step further.

unless its a chic, then apologize and hope she doesnt tell the rest of the girls in the office, or were ever

â˜… Cik Yaya â˜…

i wont look at anyone's faces.
'buat bodoh' and try to get out quickly from it!

adam ice

say it loud and proud....IT WAS ME!!....YAY!!

LiangMoi

Think I'll laugh and apologize to him.

Â©actâŠâŠaÂ®

"Oops! Should've gone easy on the chilli beans, don't you say?"
And never, ever go there again!

John M

Just say "Jesus what stinks in here?" and look at him kind of suspiciously.

Aegina

Ring the emergency and most importantly don't panic.Don't make the person in the elevator panic.talk to the person so that both of you can relax and wait for the help to arrive

AQ - ×ž×œ×’×–×”

Whatever you do, just DON'T PRESS THE EMERGENCY BUTTON!!!!

[than you'd be stuck in the lift]

CharlieS

Just say "my bad." Because, like you said, you don't know this person.

NoGood

Look at the guy next to you and say Damn dude did you shitt yourself or what.

Oh ok only one other person, well just tell them your testing your equipment.

Sweet November

hmm,quickly say 'sorry' and 'excuse me' cos people dun like people who just let go air and pretend they r not the ones. yes it might be hard to admit you farted, but at least you got the guts to tell the truth.right?

Dolphins and U know it!!!

turn to the person and say " Sorry i had the bean burrito at taco bell for lunch" ha ha ha lol

miss5miles

I don't know him so act don't know only la, beside not that i got to see him everyday.

Jennie

1) Look at the other person with disused!
2) Smile in relief
3) kick them in the NADS !
4) do another
5) RUN !
you could 1 or all 5 in any order !

thinker

stare at that other person whom you do not know and go ....................... eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!

azayi1

just cover your nose quickly.. & get out on the nearest floor..
run out.. it will make ppl see you have nothing to do with the farting..

Sarah

i would look at the other person and stare at that person...

lurkermcnugget

just say that you're sorry that your little behind has a mind of its own..:)

aUDREy TTT

Just say, "Excuse me. I farted".

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