What would happen if the Philippines were to be renamed as "Britney"?

Hey, if I'd be given the chance to re-name our group of islands I'd christen our nation as "Britney".
Just imagine the long term benefits of such a change in name. Which war-crazed general with a nuclear arsenal would attack a country named "Britney". Just think about it, a general is bragging at the United Nations... "Last week I ordered my troops under the cover of darkness and with the element of surprise to go deep into Britney"... doesn't sound right.
We would'nt have to worry about being colonized again.
Come to think of it, just imagine what our new passport would look like.
Passaporte... Republika ni Britney (it'll be pink of course, with glitters)
Then Filipinos would be called Britnians.

The favorite expression of "bahala na" would be replaced with "oops, i did it again".
Our national anthem would start of like... "Bayang magiliw, perlas ni Britney, uy ang ganda, bagay sa kanya..."


Man oh man, these hospital-night shifts is really toying with my sanity.