Prophecy of Crazy Cat!
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I agree with most people who pick "Superman". Just imagine...
While saving some damsel in distress in the middle of somewhere...Mr. Superman suddenly got stomach ache (coz earlier he ate too much of mempelam muda cicah sambal belacan).
So, he said to his opponent, "Be right back, i need to take a crap, sangat sakit perut la".
So, he runs to the back of the building. 10 minutes passes by, still no sign of Superman. Then 20 minutes passes by, then 40 minutes. But 57 minutes later, he comes back looking terribly messy and smelly.
His opponent asks him, "What took you so long?".
Superman replies with a sad puppy face, "Sorry, i had a hard time. You see, since my underwear is outside, i had to take it off first, then took off this whole stupid tight body suit"
The opponent says, "Oh, thats not so hard".
Superman replies, "Oh no, its not. But the hardest part is, as you know i have superpower....with just one push, i was covered with my sh*t all over" |
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