Why am i afraid of floods?

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jen_major_uno

you're afraid of the rising waters? fear not! i'll have my yaya buy you a jetski. which color do you want?

Yaya.........

email me your details so i'll know where to have it delivered, and if you don't like jetskis, i'll just tell my yaya to get you a yacht instead.

Yaya!!!!!!!

LOL

Aref H4

You are Pharaoh. King of the Nile. The River God.

It would be undignified if you were to be carried off by the flood on top of the refuse of the polluted cities.

iamforreal23@yahoo.com

i hope u can swim

alice salakot

be afraid. be very afraid. you can get electocuted like the boy who was walking on sidewalk and touched d lamppost n died. your house can get washed away cuz of landlslides. you can get dipteria cuz the water gets dirty. you cud get alipunga cuz your feet always wet. you cud get the mikrobyo from dead rats and this can kill you in hours. you could catch a cold because you are always wet n d cold can become serious n you are admitted in d hospital n die becuz of hospital-acquired-infection n not becuz of your original sickness.

be very afraid. scream!

silverbear_emgee

coz one day when you wake up, ready to open your window, you get surprised by a shark peeking outside your window smiling back at you... :)

jan-na~â™¥~ and im luvin it

you're hydrophobic and you're scared of getting wet (baka dumami ka*)

add:
a gremlin pharaoh

vibal

i think you don't have the Ark yet.?

soapsuds

for some reason, when i was a little kid living in the philippines, i absolutely loved floods. during rainy days when the water level was so high that it reached our house, i would swim in it with my cousins all along my parents never did anything to stop me. lol theyre crazy now that i think of it.

Bopols

And who would want to die of leptospirosis? It is so unglamorous.

Mutya P

Oh, you better prepare your lifeboat so that during the night you can just simply sleep in there like a baby rocking to and fro. Oh, be sure to use mosquito net with sewn blanket on top so that when you wake up you will be protected from sunburn as you enjoy your cruise!

well's wife

you dont like to get wet.

raven4soju

Its polluted and traffic..nakakabad-trip [trans: it sucks], your ina is getting hot-headed na... and to top it all you haven't paid your electricity bill...

Nagugulo ka na, ang daming nangyayari sa'yo!
(translation: you're going crazy, so much is happening to you.)

lina

there is nothing to be afraid of a threat of flooding.try climbing onto the roof with a radio.then listen to the instructions given.wait for the helicopter,then try waving your hands so the rescue team can spot you.just don't panic.

rod e

you're scared that the flood might rise up on the ceiling and you would be dragged by the flood and be killed

Kara A

Probably you could die because some rat peed in your water or sometin and you drink it and you choke and then you fall in the water and no one ever finds your body!!!

Kolitha Bandara

Because floods are made out of Water

Ã¦Â§Â§vandalÂ§Â§Ã¦

Why? Because I don't want rats swimming together with me.
And don't forget about those open manholes!

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Venice is nothing compared to Nile.

Thanks at napansin muh kuh poh.

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may be u just dont want to get burnt

bojeje

maybe because you don't know how to swim and can't do anything if the floodwater gets to you hehehe. also imagine all the bacteria that will touch your skin once the water gets too high,i.e. floating diapers, napkins and other what have yous that you don't want to get near to.

Eddie B

Because a medaterrainian monkey carring the ebola virus could float into your room on a surf board, poor gasoline all over you and your stuff, then light a match and Escape right before giving you the disease and letting you burn to death.

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