You're a Filipino / Pinoy if... (complete the sentence!)?

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You always smell nice because you take a bath several times in a day adding cologne, perfume, deodorant, etc

You always smile even with problems, taking things lightly because of your faith in God.

You order breakfast items like tapsilog, longsilog, or tocilog at restaurants nad Jollibee is your number 1 eating place.

Your parents call each other 'Mahal' and they call you 'Anak' or by your wonderful Filipino nickname you've had all your life (Jon-Jon, Len-Len, Jong-Jong, or Bing-BinJang, Cici, Meng, Choy-Choy, etc) ....and you KNOW they're mad at each other or at you when they use your actual name.

Regulon

You're a filipino if you post something useless like this here on yahoo answers.

You know your a Filipino if you were born and raised in the Philippines, eat rice three or five times a day, wear a singlet above your stomach (pinoy), pee everywhere and anywhere (pinoy), point with the lips, wave for someone to come to you, pay someone to go to church for you, drop litter anywhere, blame the Government for everything and then vote the same ones back in, and last but not least, commit a sin (crime) go to church ask forgiveness then go home and do it again and again.

Kim

you come home and say "rice again"/"adobo again"

mitchw4994

you go home and set a seperate table of 8 for all your kids

rstyman610

You're a Filipino if:

You have patis, suka and toyo in your kitchen.
You have large wooden spoon and fork set hanging on your wall.
You call a female "he", and a male "she".
You use your lips to point and say yon.

Matt T

...you pronounce "f" as "p" and "p" as "f".
...you call someone by making the "psssst sound".
...you call the toilet "comfort room".
...you always tell everyone that you have Spanish, Chinese, and Malay blood.

A.W.

....if you think "psssst" is a word.

Proud Father

you have a karaoke machine
or a rice cooker
or a taboo in the bathroom

Jecca

If your lola kisses you by smelling you.

Yodasaurus

You're a Filipino if you have a LAME sense of humor like all these other wankers.

Big P

PC that was rough but you are telling the brutal truth.

It varies with some families because of the economic and education level. The rich,middle class and poor have different ways.

Prospero BolÃ©ro

if you will answer this kind of question!

*razzledazzle*

you're a filipino if.........
you say "*****" when you meant "beach"
you say Comfort Room instead of Restroom
you say, Kodakan, instead of take pictures
you cover your sofa with bright red and green blankets

:D

Jai Hoâ„¢

You're a Filipino if...you're talented!

heartburn

if you blame the nearest person for farting when it is actually you.
i rather have cash than 10 points.

Kostyan

You're a filipino if you cross in front of a television while other people are watching and you have your arms stretched in front of you while your hands are together as if you are copying a fish swimming and you walk with your back arched while smiling.

exodus

.....,you watch/listen Dr. Love Radio Show on DZMM TELERADYO 10pm to 12 midnight

brecht

Ahhhhh...this question made me give so many people a thumbs down...so many mean answers

cristalgaming

You're a Filipino if...your confused whether to act like an Asian Black or Mexican.

nature lover =]

you're a filipino if you're a freedom fighter :P

Î¨Î¾There is Peace in Ya!m$eng

you're a filipino if you stay in philipine,going toilet in philipine,bathing in philipine,going toilet in philipine & the most important is yapping in philipine!!!!!

Flchick

You're a Filipino if...you are a Pacific Islander.

haha i don't know much about filipinos, since im white

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