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funny! but true to life...
have a bottle or container handy.
if you really must go, use the container, since you are stuck in traffice anyway. you can stand outside your vehicle with the door ajar and you beside it, and pee.
if you can go down, go find a place to pee. you can have the car in hazard or have someone drive the vehicle for you while you run up and down the road.
if you cannot go out or feel you might get noticed, you can try peeing sitting down, but please place some blinders on your windows.. no need to have a free show on the road... |
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luosechi 駱士基
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Just pull off the road and do what everybody else does. (from the numbers of TD I see that there's a lot of people here that don't understand the Filipino lifestyle). |
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LakerFan
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pee in a bottle |
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Gary
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i'll position myself at the car's window and pee on the first ugly face i see passing by.;P |
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PC
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Either find a rest house or find a discreet bush. |
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bigyahbob696
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Look for some bushes on the side of the road then pull over! |
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tranquil
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As a female, there is no other alternative but to bear it until one gets to the nearest restroom. |
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Tivmas Financial Representative
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go to a rest stop |
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memymel
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pee in a bottle or hold on and burst ya bladder |
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Jadia Ayla
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use a cup or a bottle. |
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Bitter Guy
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Use a bottle of mineral water if there is one around or if i really have to, i'd take my car to the sidewalk and pee at the nearest wall or bushes i can find. (bahala na .. hindi naman ako kilala ng mga nakakakita sa paligid ko) <ahhhhhhh what a relief *shiver*> |
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whew
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hmm hold it or jus pee |
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pero_102
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if you're not the driver, or can leave the vehicle for some moment,one can always request to use the toilet in any residence, if in a populated area. Filipinos are very hospitable, unless it's a high risk unit. One may go in any commercial establishments or buildings too.
if along expressway(they get congested too) use any container or absorbent material. |
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Fluffy
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it all depends WHERE you are stuck in traffic ;) |
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nmlapid
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Look for one of the pink MMDA urinal stations along the major roads, pull over, and pee there. |
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Wh*n N**d*d
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Hold on and when traffic eases go to the nearest Gasoline station or a fastfood chain along the way. |
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Aref H4
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Other than the bottle and the bedpan options, as well as stopping by the road and relieving yourself in the nearest MMDA urinal, or Meralco post, there are other selections:
1) If you are using this luxury van with in-built Toilet, leave your seat and make use of this feature, just don't luxuriate too much in its privacy and comfort, gloating over the misery of the less fortunate, or you might fall asleep and find your van being towed;
2) If you're an astronaut and is wearing your suit on the way to the Launch site, this suit is capable of accommodating urine;
3) Use your communicator to call Scottie and have him beam you up, where you do can use the facilities of the starship, and then beam you down when the traffic gets moving. |
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ɷ ɹəɥʇɐəɥ ɷ due 08/24/09
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If you have a baby, or diaper bag, grab a diaper and use that... pee in the car.. but if you are guy, make sure that you always carry a empty bottle, if you got to pee while stuck in traffic.. grab your empty bottle and go for it!! put something over your " friend" so no one gets offended by it! =) |
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Clarisse
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I'm just to go out and run to nearest restrooms out there it's either at the fastfood chains or gasoline station |
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Shienaran
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If you really really really can't hold it any longer, just pee in your pants, beats the risk of contracting a kidney disorder : P |
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dilarah
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go beside of your car... |
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SHEMH
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I'm gonna try to hold it till we find the nearest rest room. |
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marie
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pee in a bottle hold or just hold it if you think people will see then drape a coat or something over the steering wheel and let it fall over your lap |
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Juan C
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if you got have an empty bottle of water, shoot it there, if you're a boy... if you're a girl, get a plastic bag... |
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Tony K
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Being a male Ex-Truck driver, keep an empty Gator-Aid bottle in your car. Use it. It has saved me a few times. Just don't reuse it and allways put the cap back on. |
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Juan Di
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pee on a plastic... |
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Steven C
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If I was in that situation, I would wind down my window and take a quick leak out the window. It might get the persons car next to you a bit wet, but it will relieve the strain. |
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BC
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Men: pee in a bottle, or any plastic container
Women: pee in a palanggana (washbasin?)
If the traffic is always bad, bring these gadgets! |
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bite_m3h
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press the hazard button, leave the car and walk to the nearest gas station or restaurant. lol. bottles will work for guys but not for girls. (i haven't tried it yet) so yeah that's what im gonna do. lol! |
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andy clark
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just get out squat down and pee everyone else does in the middle of manila unless you find one of them outside urinals then go there |
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HollisteR
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hold it |
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