Australian People! I have questions?

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dwetzlerbed

Seriously how stereotypical can you get?

Do I own a kangaroo? No but do you own a coyote?
What time is it? Good question actually... 8.07am what time is it there?
Can you beat up a crocodile? Only if it is dead. Why would you though? But can you beat up a bear?
Do you like making penal jokes? Uh No my family are actu ally free settlers came over later... mid to late 1800s.
How tall am I? I don't know but average height.
Can you play the didgeridoo? No but it is also considered bad or bad luck for a female to play the didgeridoo.
What's the weather like? wet.

The Brits aren't the stereotypical people though. It is the yanks that blieve that we own our native animals and think we are all arrived here as a convict.

tamara m

own a kangaroo? no they make good eating though.
time- night time
crocodile wrestling- why, you use a marinade to tenderise the meat
penal (convict) jokes yep, make them all the time
how tall- 163 cm (i think)
didgeridoo it's actually taboo for a woman to touch them.
weather- cold wet and raining.

I have aboriginal ancestry, I'm allowed to eat the native animals, by the way Koala tastes gross and they are to much work to prepare and the reptiles are yummy

Future Eagles Mummy!!

1) Did as a child (though own is not the right word. We raised orphaned Kangaroos after their mums were hit by cars.
2) 5:27pm (WA time)
3) Never tried - but my step nieces dad did when it had her in its mouth. True story!!
4) No (my family were free settlers)
5) 167cm
6) No
7) today it was nice a sunny, a little windy.

My Pleasure!! (Any more silly questions about us Aussies?? Bring 'em on....)

Asterix

If you have questions, then you're in the right place!
1. No
2. 11.57pm on Tuesday
3. Only if it's already dead!
4. Yeah! Like, don't you think it's funny that we all come from a penal colony?! Ha ha ha!
5. 6ft 2"
6. Not very well
7. 13 degrees and partly cloudy
You're welcome!

Dan

1. Do you own a kangaroo? No, I don't. Stereotypes, much?
2. What Time is it? 7.16pm AEDT
3. Can you beat up a Crocodile? No. I wouldn't want to try either.
4. Do you like making penal (haha) jokes? Stereotypes, much?
5. How tall are you? 180cm
6. Can you play a didgeridoo? No.
7. Whats the weather like? Good enough for me.

Thanks for your time! No worries.

Mel

1. Yep his name is Skippy..
2. 7.35pm Tuesday
3. Sure can
4. Nope
5. 5'9
6. Yeh, probably don't sound real good though.
7. It's nighttime and overcast. C'mon rain.

Bingalee

1. No
2.8.03 am, Wednesday
3.Do I look like Steve Irwin? lol, no.
4.No
5.5'10"
6.No
7.Raining today in Sydney

Let the Brits win, they don't win much else poor blighters!

You're welcome.

Salski

1. No
2. 7.19pm
3. No.. I quite like my legs
4. Umm no
5. 6 foot
6. I have tried and failed
7. Right now its cool and overcast. It's meant to be nice tomorrow though

jigfam

No
7.16 pm Tuesday
No
Do you mean convict jokes?
5'4"
No
Warm and trying to rain

Mandy M

1. No, the neighbours complained
2. 11
3. why would i wanna do that?
4. no
5. tall enough
6. for abt 10 seconds
7. great

Nicole M

1. No
2: 1:10pm
3. No
4. No
5. 155 cm
6. No
7. Very hot

Caroline X

Do you own a kangaroo? No
2. What Time is it? 7.21
3. Can you beat up a Crocodile? No
4. Do you like making penal (haha) jokes?........
5. How tall are you? 5ft 8
6. Can you play a didgeridoo? one note for two seconds.
7. Whats the weather like? 24 degrees

Power Flower

1. I actually did have a sick one once, it jumped away as soon as it was able though
2. 7.10am
3. Yeah, I pick on the ones coming straight from the eggs though, the bigger ones I just pick up by the tail and hammerthrow out of the yard.
4. Yes! I love making penile jokes
5. 170cm
6. No... my partner can though. Actually I've only ever heard him play it when he's in the toilet, must find out where he hides it!
7. Looking Good

Elizabeth

1. No
2. 6.13pm Tuesday
3. No, not if I like living.
4. Why would I enjoy penal jokes?
There's nothing funny about being transported as a convict.
5. Tall enough.
6. Never tried.
7. Wet for a change.

Edit: Sorry if my answers aren't as entertaining as my British cousins but it's been a very, very long day.
I see they were answering in the morning, BEFORE work.

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