BREAKDANCING WITH A KANGAROO? safety procautions??

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Elizabeth

Ok, so I won't tell you don't do it.

My advice is: If you are a fella, wear a cricket box or you may loose the family jewels.

Naturally, it all depends if you're planning on doing this with wild animals or not.
Those in wildlife parks etc are extremely laid back, USUALLY, and will just look at you as if you'd gone nuts. They see weird tourists every day of the week.
But I never trust them they are still wild animals.

faithless

The kangaroos in the zoo are pretty tame and laid back- watch out for the zoo keeper though, if he catches you teasing the animals he is allowed to zap you with a cattle prod.

Whale Oil Beef Hooked!

Don't worry about the safety issues when breakdancing with a kangaroo. No-one has ever been injured while breakdancing with a kangaroo.

Besides, the kangaroo will be the most intelligent of the two - & surely will keep things under control.

Aussie Jake

why would breakdance with a kangaroo
thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard

veg_hel

Once we were at a restaurant in the country and I had to go outside to use the loo. As soon as I walked out the door a Kangaroo tried to mount me. It was as tall as me and I was terrified - it had these huge claws and the most dangerous are the claws on its feet. My partner came to the rescue and pulled it off me. I ran away but turned back to see the kangaroo and my partner having a spar. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen because they actually looked like they were boxing. Anyway, Kangaroos like to stand on their tail and kick with their legs. If you put your knee up in front of you it will keep them at a distance, but I would recommend to get out of their way fast when they are in this mood. If a Kangaroo comes near you it is tame anyway and used to people, but never take that chance that it will not kick.

DollyMD

Stick to break dancing NEAR a kangaroo, and just make sure there is a large, strong, high fence between you and the roo!
Kangaroos take themselves very seriously, and are tough dance critics, so keep some space in case they don't like your moves!

Goonhilda

Safety tips for breakdancing near Kangaroos.

Kangaroos have long front claws that can literally cut you open and disembowel you in one stroke. If you stand upright near a roo, they will assume you are another roo and want to pick a fight. If you move erratically (ie dance) this will exacerbate the problem. So don't dance near roos, even tame ones at the zoo. There is nothing tame about roos. They just get used to the keepers. They can kill people.

So dress up as Ned Kelly, in full iron armour, and you might not get killed. Seriously injured perhaps, but not killed.

Have a nice holiday. Enjoy our generous hospital system wisely.

liz down under

I say go ahead curly legs, I'm all for raising the IQ of the human population by morons like you removing yourself from the gene pool. You will either scare the kangaroo away (and you won't have a photo to show your idiot friends) or you will antagonize the kangaroo and it will go you and it will win (will make for a very gory photo). Perhaps you could put it on You Tube so we can all have a laugh. Perhaps you could try breakdancing ON an echidna instead.

But Why??

guard ya goolies.

Sparky B

Just tell me when and where so that I can bring my video camera along for prosperity to watch the carnage!

jade=)

haha dat sounds so cool
dw it'll run away from you unless you've got food
if you want to get up close and personal with kangaroos go to gumbuya park in victoria and you can do it there

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