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How can i develop a new zealand accent?


    



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• Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun
Hang around alot of kiwi's and/or live there.

Easier to pick up an accent if you are a child. Once you are an adult you are generally stuck with whatever (accent)country you were bought up in.


onelazyhori
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wow, sebcue has a massive chip on his shoulder. it sounds like he got a real bad deal when he was staying in new zealand, i don't think he developed a kiwi accent though.

kiwi have more neutral sounds than other countries. we speak quite lazily and can speak fast because of it. the accent does vary from place to place. people from gore can sound very american/candian, michael j fox said to speak like a kiwi, just add alot of o's to your sentence:)


Gday
Ha, you mean a New Zealand eckk cent
Pretty good for an aussie, gord blimey


Ken E
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1. Get a Scots surname.
2. Say "wee" when you mean "small".
3. Say "dairy" when you mean "corner shop/store".
4. Say "freezing works" when you mean "abbatoir" or "slaughterhouse".
5. Say "fush" for "fish" and "chups" for "chips".
6. Say "jandals" when you mean "Japanese style sandals".
7. Refer to the Auckland Harbour Bridge as the "Nippon clip-on".

Now move to the shaky isles for about ten years. Five years will do if you are Australian.


The_Mouse
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Go and live there and speak it everyday for many many years


iansand9876
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Step one: Reduce all nouns to a sort of grunting noise.

Step two: Repeat step one.


BigKev 2 (level 5)
Stand in the queue at Centrelink & talk to those queuing up - You'll pick up a Kiwi accent in no time!


searay
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Alternatively you could live in Bondi for a couple of months and have the Royal on Bondi rd as your watering hole. You pick up the kiwi accent no worries.


tonalc1
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Here's some audio files to help you begin:
http://web.ku.edu/idea/australiaoceania/newzealand/newzealand.htm

To my admittedly untrained ear, Kiwi accents are close to Australian, but with a stronger "ee" pronunciation.


chicnlips2012
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be born and raised there


waltzsingmatilda
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Not hard to do.
Go and buy a sheep and in no time you will have a NZ accent.
The next best thing to do is to go over there,they have 30 Million sheep that way you will learn reeeeeeal quick.


~Jessica~
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Live there for a couple of years.


tuppenybitz
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where ever there is an i replace it with an e


rozybb
Pronounce the letter E as you would the I in 'ill'... in other words, "Would you like a text message," would become "Would you like a tixt message?!"


But Why??
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Go to Coolangatta...


daddyo mcspud
Why would you want to?! So people can laugh at you? It's so stupid sounding, yet so simple- replace all the i's with u's, and all the e's with i's. The rest is generally not far off australian, except for the REALLY strong accents.


sebcue
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NZ has a kind of social complexity that you do not encounter in any other country.
There is a strong bullying culture at work environment especially towards foreigners.
It is a small isolated country. So what you think the major source of income is. Of course it is agriculture and tourism.The problem is because salaries are low most educated people leave for better income overseas. This creates a big problem.. As I said it is a small country.So what do you think people might feel when most young generation emigrate. Well they feel they are invaded by foreigner migrants especially Asians, Indians and others. For many years white people dominated the country and Maories were lower class citizens. When the white young generation is emigrating the country, fear of losing the power and fear of losing the working class (age 16-45) can cause a hostile environment towards new comers….If you spend some time with them you will see how much they adore and admire themselves and their younger ones compared to other nationalities no matter where they are from…..This is a dominant culture…even if a kiwi commits a crime if the victim is not a main stream New Zealander the chances that lawyers and justice protect their own people is quiet high. Because they want to keep their people and stop them from leaving. This culture exists in all of them .Almost all of them…politicians, doctors, lawyers, taxi drivers, farmers…..almost all of them maybe because they want to teach them to value their country and stay….however because tourism is their biggest source of income over many many years of dealing with migrants and foreigners they know they need migrants for their money….I have never seen any other nationality in the world being able to rip off so skilfully as kiwis. They make a slave out of you. They make you work for free. Most skilled migrants are young, motivated, and energetic and have some saving. They come to NZ to make a better life. They spend some of their best years of life, the first five years after leaving their country to work hard to achieve nothing instead. I have seen many families break up; I have seen many of them get depressed. A lot of them leave NZ after a few years of putting up with abuse, some leave for Australia; some go back to their home country. Some of the migrants who have some kind of support network and can stand the abuse or work as self-employed may stay and instead the way they cope with this culture is they turn to be like their kiwi abusive mates. I have seen some of them start cheating, stealing and exploiting others to be able to mentally integrate into the society around them and of course some of them do none of these and stay the way they were but in a less motivated, depressed slavery mood. Ironically when foreigners get ripped off by kiwis they get blamed for not being careful. I have seen young rich Japanese students who get bashed and their money get stolen but instead they will get criticized of being careless. Kiwi students and young generation have this mentality that foreigners are rich, are pain free and they have their money because their mummy and daddy gives them their money and they do not work hard for it so they deserve their money to be taken away from them because this is the kiwi land and if these foreigners want to stay here they should help us with our economy. We are the best people in this world, our country is the most beautiful country in the world, our government is the least corrupted government of the world (of course that is the other way round), our graduates are the brightest in the world, our poo and wee is from gold and because of all these all non-kiwis should adore us and pay us lots and lots of money because we deserve it. New Zealanders are very jealous towards Australians. You just need to tell them how better Australia is compared to NZ. Then you get a sheep thrown to your head and they fart angrily into your face. I have seen some of these kiwis when they come to Australia they brag about their country to other nationalities to encourage them to visit their country and this way to help their highly dependent economy. Some of them say funny lies, For example they say they have lived in many countries all around the world and nowhere else is like New Zealand , The best wheater, the best health system, the best education, the best and most friendly people, no corruption, no crime, affordable and great lifestyle, etc, etc. The funny thing is some of them claim they were Aussies and now live in NZ because Australia had lots of crime, Australians were racist, Australia was this and that and NZ is the best place on earth and even the whole entire universe to live! If you do not know them well you poor naïve person will believe all these and if you know them well somehow you just feel sorry.
However about 35% of the population rely on social benefits (a lot of elderly left alone by their children, a lot on sickness benefits and lots skill less Maories), 70% of the medical school graduates leave the country after 2 years of finishing their studies and only one third of foreign doctors remain in this country to work due to poor working conditions. You can imagine how dangerous it can be to become sick in this country. Studies show a great percentage of migrants lose their health after being and living in NZ due to poor health system comparable to third world countries even worse. Although they claim their country is safe but if you live there you feel how dangerous it is : high bullying rate at work, constant ripping off, constant pressure from local main stream New Zealanders to suck more blood from you and poor health system and poor service due to lack of skilled professionals.
Because most migrants leave after a few years the government tried to make it longer to get NZ citizenship to keep them in NZ longer. They just try to make everything longer, stretching the time they can suck up more blood. They make it more difficult for everyone to get entry to the country just to make them more eager and make their own value higher. It is just like a rouge trade person who makes you wait and run after him before he comes to your house and does all the repairing and asks you a lot of money. It is just a way of torture to take whatever they can from anyone who goes to their country because this is the only way they can have income. Otherwise except exporting agricultural products there is nothing else to be able to produce significant profit. The number one source of money over the last few decades were international students, when the number of students and skilled migrants drops they do every effort to attract them into the country and then just drag them from here to there to take their money out of their pocket and how cunning and skilled they are in this industry God knows. For example, they stupefy these students and ask them to take papers which are more expensive .You just will be amazed by their ability. Nearly almost everyone knows some tricks when it comes to meeting other nationalities. They are superficially friendly to get your trust and make a fool out of you. Because the nature is green, beautiful and peaceful a high percentage of new comers get fooled... The best preys are some naĂŻve idiot foreigners from third world countries. They know how to bully people around the globe if they can to be able to shake them till all the money falls out of their pockets.
If you live in small city after a while you realise how much they are dependent on the money foreigners bring in .You just feel you are constantly have to feed them and let them suck and that will never end. If you are skilled you have to work for long hours with low pay, what they claim is our pay is low but we offer a great lifestyle. They have very particular ways of satisfying you instead of low pay, for example they give you the power to control others, greasingly admire you, superficially make friend with you, respect you and the list goes on and on….Then when it comes to daily life activities you gradually realise your dangerous position. If you have a computer problem for example: first of all there are not much good professionals to know what they are doing secondly they ask you a fortune for just doing nothing. I remember I had to leave my computer in a shop for some technical problems, he just did nothing, absolutely nothing and then asked me to come and pick up the computer, when I got home, I just felt hopeless. Where could I go to complain and how can I prove it. I have already paid and there was no way to claim it back. I decided to move out and sell some of my furniture. The guy from a tender centre came and picked up all my belongings and told me he would sell it. I waited weeks after weeks and had to pay a lot for mobile bill to ring him. But he never sent me back any money. I wrote a complaint to the local court but again if I wanted to do anything I had to pay twice to lawyers and the court itself to solve the problem. As they had no customer to get money from….It was ridiculous. If you sit among them you just feel sick. They just admire themselves and fart on you and then you feel your head is spinning and you have to leave.


Tahini Raving Weirdo
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Watch the movie "Whale Rider" a lot and start imitating the actors - they speak very authentic NZ English in it.
Here's some blurb on it:
http://www.whaleriderthemovie.com/



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