Moyra D
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Will the last Kiwi to leave please turn off the light ? |
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moo_the_conqueror
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How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't worry about it mate, it will be light in the morning. |
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The_Mouse
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NONE - Real Aussies aren't afraid of the dark.
But your answer is good too.
Cheers, mate. |
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Ken E
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Some years ago I did a coach tour of New Zealand. One of the other tourists was an Australian electrician. He said one day that he would have been sacked from his job if he had installed wiring like he saw in New Zealand. (Actually even I could see some of it was a bit rough).
So it takes one Australian to change a light bulb in Australia, but in NZ it takes 2 Kiwis. One to actually change be bulb, the other to hold on to the light fitting so that it does not fall off while the job is being done. |
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ezioldschool
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Nice you answered your own question.hhaha your cool |
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Sacarawits P
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nice one...hahaha |
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tycoon l
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ha ha ha. you have the right answer. |
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star_gazer
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FUNNY BLOKE YOU ARE |
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x-honey-x
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haha nice 1. of course us kiwis have 2 do it for them! |
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Printer
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lol, i don't get it but its still funny |
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Rakesh R
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because they are are all don't know about this |
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Elizabeth
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So, are you inferring that the Kiwi is only good for manual labour. That's not very nice. :) |
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Sammy S
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none - they dont have electricity |
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FORKY
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yeah ha ha the only problem is the kiwi is to busy shagging his sheep with his gum boots on-quicker to do it our selves. |
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Driver T
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Nah, ya got it wrong, mate.
I assume you're talking about Australian men.
The correct answer of course is that: Australian men don't change light bulbs. That's a woman's job. And she hasn't finished the job until she's got her man a beer from the fridge once the new bulb is in. |
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