I'm going on holidays to Australia soon, is it true that you can ride Kangaroos like horses there?

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mel

You can ride kangaroos in most major cities but on holidays you must wear a seatbelt.

Live koalas can be bought at any good bottle shop (you even get a discount if you buy a slab of VB at the same time). But you'll need an esky to take it overseas on your way back to Tassie.

On days of the week starting with T, they speak English but on for all other days there is a rolling timetable of Swahili, Bulgarian and Yiddish. This can get a bit confusing but the good news is that, even if you don't speak the relevant language, everyone will understand you if you just speak slowly and very loudly in your own language.

No buses or trains from London but I understand that there is a glass elevator that runs between both places (I think the cost is something one chocolate bar). It's a pity you're not coming from China because they have just opened that new superfast tunnel through to between Sydney and Beijing that goes right through the centre of the earth.

The best part about coming to Oz is that if you let Johnnie Howard know your coming he'll even come to the airport to pick you up.

Michael R

Yeah .My advise would be - stop drinking!

KONG

It's true we ride Kangaroos, we are a four Kangaroo family. My neighbours can only afford two kangaroo's, they cost allot to run/jump.

Yes you can buy real Koala 's but only in Sydney. They are planing opening more shops in Melbourne and Brisbane.

No we don't speak English, we speak Australian.

The transport workers that run the Trains and Buses to the UK are on strike for two weeks.

While your here don't forget to catch a ride on the Space Shuttle

iritadragon

You are a

Chris L

Yep of course ya can

Whaddya learn in Tassie???? Haven't ya learnt the great Koala Stampded of 1933????????

$25 to buy a live Koala up here in the terriritry coz the tin tanks & pommy's are stupid enough to buy one let em I say.

We don't speak Friggin english over here we speak OZtralian. Bloody oath we do.

Can't catch a bus nor train to London but ya can hop right up to Darwin from Melbourne on a Kangaroo - dial 1300 kanga's express for the cost of a can of beer. Then the cheapest way to london is to get a ride on an empty refugee boat as they give em away for Taswegians only.

Is ya sister coming along mate??????? Is this true? To circumcize a Tasmanian whaddya do????? Kick his sister in the mouth.

To the wanker who said we have cars in Oztralia come on you must live in tha city we can't afford one up here - kanga's do quiet nicely thankya.

Just don't go and scare us all with ya two heads now will ya mate.

darknightmare01

yeah mate and we wrestle crocs for fun
chase emu's in the morning
catch red belly black snakes for lunch
dance with the koalas & sing with the
kookaburras.
at night before we sleep in our shacks we sing
"I come from the land down under"

you r going to have an awesome time
you ain't seen nothing till youv'e been down under

we live on a completly different continent than london no trains go in water mate last time i checked they didn't

our common langauge is chinese
as we r a very multicuturlised country

i want to know if your dad is your uncle and your mums is you sister?
serious question

beck

Yeah, you can ride Kangaroos here. You hire them for 5 dollars a day and use their tails to whip them to go faster. Koalas come with the Kangaroos for use as cushiony seats because all that bouncing up and down hurts - trust me. We don't have buses or trains, everyone just rides Kangaroos. For a higher fee you can ride a Kangaroo to London. It's a little known fact that Kangaroos actually have such strong legs that they can just jump from country to country over oceans and cities. International Kangaroo travel requires a helmet be worn by law. We speak Australian, not english, fool. I though everybody knew all this, I can't believe you even have to ask.

LadyRebecca

No, no, no - you have it all wrong - we ride emus nowadays - strewth where have you been?!?

Koalas can be purchased from most newsagencies as long as you have a passport to prove who you are. K-Mart are bringing out a line of Koalas soon too, so you can take your pick of the litter. Wombats should soon be available.

You can also now eat koalas - very good in a curry or stir fry. The reason for this is beacuase kangaroos are no longer hunted purely for transport, we have eaten most of them, the emus days are probably numbered too.

Of course you can catch a bus from London to Oz. Just make sure it has a very large snorkel. Come via the Ashmore Reef, there is a lovely Resort that you can stop over en route.

Now don't forget, when you get here to smear vegemite all over your skin - it acts as a very good sun block

bugboy

Indeed you can but only those with authorised meters from the department of transport.

Scorpio

HEY!!!!!!!! Don't do that!! Leave the poor kanga alone. How would you feel if some strangers rides on YOUR back, without your permission?

Neil S

Yep. No problems with any of your queries. On the way over, remember to only push your car for two hours at a time or you may become tired and have a crash. By the way, say hello to your brother Daryl and your other brother Daryl.

mona the 1 and only

no 1 Tasmania state of Australia you dumb wit so you are already in Australia. as for the roos and koalas you can see them at Taronga Zoo maybe they have a cage for you there too WITH THE TITLE OF(Australian prehistoric dumb wit)

Dreamer

u don't live in tasmania because if u did u would know that tasmania is AUSTRALIA and u wud have seen a kangaroo in tassie because they are often seen crossing roads ect and don't pay australia out u loser and yes oviously we speak english since most australian hertiages are origanally from england and setted in australia which if ur from tassie u would have learnt that if history and no u loser u can't catch a train or bus to london because there is like an ocean between aust and england and no u can't have koalas as pets and u can't buy them. go get a life and don't ***** pay out australia

Aussiechick

G'day mate, I will be the first to dare you to try riding a Kangaroo. He will box you around until their is nothing left of you and my aussie mates and I will sit and yarn on for years about how stupid you were.
Come on over give it ago after all we are the lucky country, you just might be lucky!

mahesh m

Yeah u can buy KOALA bears at an instant rebate..English speaking KOALAS may be little bit expensive , but u may return it back if it speaks like a GORILLA..
Yes u can catch a bus to london , All u do is "CATCH" the bus in Australia and Ship it in AUSTRALIAN airlines .,so when u land in london , ur bus will be there..
It may be an awesome trip...
ENJOY!!

simplycomplicated

yes you can! the plastic ones at the shopping centre costs you 1 dollar a ride, lasts 2 minutes. . the neighbours bus leaves big ben and drops you of at ramsay street with complimentary jason donavon mullets when you step on the bus.

Vijay S

YES, VERY MUCH. BON VOYAGE. ENJOY.

they call me Bindi

There are a few places where you can Ride a Roo its just like when you are riding your boyfriend

Duncan c

Yes mate you can ride the roos here, Koala Bears are expensive i would suggest Drop Bears for you tourists and you can catch a bus to London of if it floats. English speaking is optional we us slang you drongo.

spludder

yes to all your questions. . . .

bill g

well done ! you've got near every one sucked in , but tell me have you got any aborigines left in tassie ; after all it's more than a koala can bear ( bare ? ! )

Sheriff Leane

You are one strange bastard. Kangaroos are either smaller or roughly the same size as a human so no, you cannot ride them. It would be much more comfortable to drive a car, we do have them in Australia.

Aussie Possum

That is so funny,Your question is not as dumb as it looks. Did you know that some Americians think that there is kangaroo's jumping all over the Harbour Bridge and Opera House.
I must say Tasmania is a beautiful place. I went there 30 years ago with my high school from Sydney. I now live in Perth.

Take care and thank you for putting a smile on my face.

LADY WITH AN ATTITUDE

no you cant ride a kangaroo.the best way to go to london is by airplane. australia is a really great country to be in if you dont go around pissing people off. just go with the flow and sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. come to north queensland it is very warm and beautiful. take an island trip while you are up here.

Kate A

Reading these responces proves that Aussies ahve the best sense of humour - and am very glad the drop bear gets a mnetion - watch out for him - they'll eat you alive, and don't count on your kanga to save you

DOLL

no way

daniroo

G'day im in Australia.
lol no you cant ride kangaroos.
I dont think you can buy Koala bears plus i think its better to just leave them in their real homes. ( trees ).
Yes people speak english lol of course.
No you cant catch a train or bus to london.
Heres some advice. Have a good trip lol
take care buddy.

greg f

no,no,yes,no are the anwers to your questions.....do you ride tasmanian devels?

Cameron in OZ

please stay in Tasmania.

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